Capital Summertime Ball 2024

[Kelly]

Haha, I remember that! My step-dad was laughing at him.

[Jono]

"Three times now Joel has had a pr*ck in the head" - Vernon about 12.20

[goldengirl]

Today @ 8:33 - "Just stick it inside"

(Speaking about putting telephone masts inside the Pyramids!)

[Geezer7348]

Today @ 8:33 - "Just stick it inside"

(Speaking about putting telephone masts inside the Pyramids!)

Poor Carrie, she is always getting picked on by Moyles , still, I thought she was more of a lady to insist on Chris "sticking it inside" :heh:

[Riz]

No one will particularly care about this, but i immediately thought of this thread when i heard it. I had an interview with my guidance teacher today, and he was geting me to fill out forms and shizz. He said...

"Fill my box"

Referring to the box on the paper with his name next to it, obviously.

[Grace]

Yesterday one of my friends turned round to me whilst we were working and said "Pauline kept me awake all last night."

I couldn't hold in the "Good Mornin'!". It turned out she was talking about her neighbour who was being loud outside the house, but I couldn't shake off the mental image.

[SEANN]

Elise turned around to me a while ago and said "i have a muffin!"

Then after that she said, "My dad has crabs now"

and then today, she said to me "Stop squeezing my muffin" :l

[Grace]

On a field trip an over-excited goeggers teacher went "...and we even caught crabs!"

[SEANN]

Haha, the amount of teachers that come out with things.

My form tutor, "Gus (the headteacher) had a big one walking down times sqaure"

History teacher, "Don't worry haidie, you can have a bit of my butty"

[Jono]

I made a whole book of quotes from teachers, only for my French teacher to read them all out in Year 11 as I left it in a lesson. She knew I did it, but just said "whoever made it should stop now".

My favourite was a maths teacher, referring to a question he'd put up on the board:

"Oooh I've given myself a hard one"

[charli]

hehe are you dawn french????

hmmmmmmm..............

[Monitorabbit]

Anyone hear Moyles giving Aled and Dom chilis this morning?

(lots of g'morning references to things being put into mouths)

[goldengirl]

Yes I thought that too! We had a power cut and I slept in so didn't have enough time to remember them all and post! Wonder if they'll make it into Innuendo Bingo or not?

[Riz]

hehe are you dawn french????

hmmmmmmm..............

He is, but we're getting a divorce now. Heshe was trying to out-funny me all the time.

[jembie]

Is Scott still doing innuendo bingo?

Saturday 3.15pm Sara Cox "An East End Barmaid just entered me"

[DC]

whiley 11.15 after the moyles trailer:

"you should see the coulor of her cheeks now!... on her face."

[Mike]

Almost every link so far on the Surgery...

I think it will be a safe guess that most of tonights show will be Innuendo Bingo worthy - it's about Sex and Porn.

[Monitorabbit]

Between 7am and 7.30am today (not awake enough to tell yet).

Not exactly innuendo, more an ancient music hall routine:

Moyles pretends to play "I Do Like to be Beside the Seaside" on a Wurlitzer

Dominic: You have a magnificent organ there.

Chris: Thank you, I like to play with it in the morning.

[goldengirl]

I was listening to some old UM clips on my iPod the other day on a long drive and an old clip made me laugh lots and so should be brought back for innuendo bingo!

They were speaking about "Pucker Up for the FA Cup" and discussing who they thought would come last and who they would like to come last if they did cos they would have to kiss them.

Scott asked "who would you like to come in the bottom with?"

I tried to find the clip, this was the link but I don't think it works now

http://ia300212.us.archive.org/3/ite...up_slip_up.mp3

[Danishgirl]

Not excactly innuendo, but whatever...

I saw a Danish bus today. In case you don't know, Danish plates/registration numbers start with two letters and then there are five numbers.

Anyway, this bus's registration number started with... UM! I just thought it was some kind of innuendo. To us geeks anyway

[Kelly]

Strictly Come Dancing was full of innuendo tonight. Every few minutes, I'm telling ya.

[augusta92]

At the end of Edith's show today, wednesday 17th,

It was subtle but I think intentional...

She was talking about a record being the first 12 inch she'd ever bought... and Colin echoed her reply by repeating 'the first 12 inch you ever had?'

[E*F*4L]

does he still do the Innuendo Bingo game, he hasn't done it for sometime now

[goldengirl]

Not heard it for a while but I'm not sure there has been much worthy of commenting on recently

[Jono]

I am bored of innuendo bingo, he's been doing it since February. Think it's had its days now.