Producer Amy moving to Radio 1 Breakfast

[Kelly]

I just had a text read out on Cool FM! *is proud of self*

[Eyl9]

Work was horrid and packed. Loads of angry chavs being aggresive because there were no computers free.

And it's still not sunny!

[Lucinda]

I just had a text read out on Cool FM! *is proud of self*

Hehe I got some mentions on Cool FM about a year ago and I've never even been to NI. It's not difficult to get a mention at 2am on local radio...

I was up till 7am and then it was difficult to sleep with the birds tweeting and everything. Got rather drunk then it seemed like a good idea to stay up. Got absolutely soaked last night on the way back from Sainsburys, a half hour walk in torrential rain. My shoes are still wet. I got up at 12 today and I've just wasted time really, but I have applied for 2 jobs.

[Kelly]

Hehe I got some mentions on Cool FM about a year ago and I've never even been to NI. It's not difficult to get a mention at 2am on local radio...

See, Jono, I told you I wasn't their only listener!

That's true, it is very, very quiet. After 1am it's mainly just music.

[Bumble_85]

It's 3 in the morning, I've a stack of revision to do tomorrow including reading two books again. I'm not tired. Hmmmm. I've not even had any red bull.

[Ema]

Me and my friend went to Mcdonalds this morning for Pancakes and Syrup(that was after a strange pidgeon guy came to talk to me..)but anyways, it was lovely! Then we went shopping and I got some nice stuff, and I went to pick up some house leaflets for mum. Have come home now, going to do some revision in a sec, managed 3 hours yesterday=well proud!x

[Eyl9]

I've not done much today really. I've started to make my year 11 scrap book thing, haha year 7 pictures = funny.

[Geezer7348]

Today has started off really %&^%, got up and ready for work, as normal I started eating my chewing gum and to my horror my crown (on my tooth!) came out when I was chewing. I phoned the dentist who cant fit me in until tomorrow and they are going to charge me £45 for glue-ing it back into place. Not Happy

Stupid dentists up here in Perth are ALL private and there are no NHS dentists around :x

Edit : My tooth just came out, I dont think its a crown, it looks like a tooth on a metal pin which I presume is a dental implant which is even more worrying (and probably expensive) :|

[Bumble_85]

I discovered I have 80 quid more than I thought, the question I wanted on the exam was there so the 2 hours flew by and tonight I go see one of my friends in her play. Super.

[Timsk]

I STILL have a hangover after a rather good weekend :|

[KingTutsWWH]

Glad you had good one.

Can beat you on the suffering front. Spent this morning in hospital getting ribs x-rayed. Sun morning incident after a mate's amazing surprise birthday Sat night. Didn't hurt 'til middle of night last night, when effects of party wore off.

Very painful, but still intact. At least off work today, on pain killers and get to listen to Scott. Only problem, it REALLLY hurts to laugh!

Feeling sorry for myself.

[Kelly]

Aw, ribs are the worst thing to hurt, cos you're in pain no matter what you do. Hope you feel better soon.

[KingTutsWWH]

Thanks. It's my own fault though.

Just hope Scott isn't too funny today.

[Kelly]

Well, with Mika in the studio, you know it'll get crazy. Hold onto your ribs!

[KingTutsWWH]

This is what I'm worried about. Should've invested in one of those surgical corset things.

[Kelly]

I just got outsmarted by a FOUR YEAR OLD. It went a bit like this:

Joy: No, you're not having chocolate.

Emma: Why not?

Joy: Because you didn't eat your dinner.

Emma: So?

Me: So you're not having any chocolate.

Joy: But I want some chocolate!

Me: You should've eaten your dinner then, shouldn't you?

Joy: Yeah, well. You smell!

How are you meant to come back to something like that?!

[Grace]

I had a conversation pretty similar to that with my brother earlier:

Me: I phoned Mum for you, she'll pick some up on her way home

*silence*

Me: Do I get a thank you?

Brother: No.

Me: Why not?

Brother: Because I hate you.

Me: Why do you hate me?

Brother: Because you SMELL!

I hasten to add I smell like Honey I Washed the Kids off of Lush.

[Kelly]

Siblings are the worst, aren't they?

[Grace]

They really are, his current toy is an air horn which he enjoys tooting in my ear every so often.

[Kelly]

They really are, his current toy is an air horn which he enjoys tooting in my ear every so often.

I see your brother's air horn and raise you my sister's Pot Noodle horn, which she woke me up with for 5 days on the trot.

Also, have I ever mentioned how my brothers like to shout "KELLY!" when I'm asleep then, the second I wake up, plunge their fingers into my eyes?

[Grace]

I see your pot noodle horn and raise you the fact that the air horn can deafen people and makes me drop whatever I'm holding out of shock.

And I think you have mentioned it, these brothers sound truly charming.

[Kelly]

Ah, but brothers are not as bad as sisters. Especially sisters that are 11 months younger than you and their sole purpose in life is to ruin your life. So far, in her 14 years and 11 months on this earth, my sister has:

• Smashed me over the head with a bottle of hairspray (she was 6 months old then, but I have the pictures to prove it!)
  
• Electrocuted me
  
• Burnt all my pictures of Richard Hammond
  
• Played frisbee with my CDs
  
• Sprained my ankle by tripping me up
  
• Broken my finger by kicking me so hard it snapped backwards
  
• Broken my arm by pulling me off my rollerskates
  
• Dragging me head-first into a pond with said broken arm
  

And that's just the really bad stuff. She's always annoying me in some way.

[Grace]

Wow, she sounds like a bitch. I don't know why but I find the pond thing amusing.. :oops:

Anyway, I think we've strayed off topic enough for the time being.

[goldengirl]

So there are some bonuses to being an only child then? lol

You two can keep your brothers & sisters!!

[Kelly]

Wow, she sounds like a bitch. I don't know why but I find the pond thing amusing.. :oops:

Thing is, she's so brilliantly hilarious, I forgive her for most of it. You would find it amusing, I shivered for weeks after that, and I still hate ponds!

Almost forgot something she did that's still healing. She broke my ear. Properly broke it. The cartlidge is snapped and everything.

I'm sure there are some advantages to being an only child, but the truth is, I wouldn't swap any of my brothers and sisters for the world. They make life so much funnier!