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Jono

Jono

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Two nuns in a bath. The first one says "Where's the soap"; the second one

replies "Yes it does, doesn't it".

Did you get it the first time you read it (or heard it this morning)? I certainly didn't. Took me twenty minutes to Google that and work out the meaning!

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Lucinda

Lucinda

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I prefer this one:

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their new habits.

After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.

"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.

"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.

The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.

"Nice tits," says the man, "where do you want these blinds?"

'Forget happiness I'm fine, I'll forget everything in time'

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Geezer7348

Geezer7348

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thought I would post the Joke Andy B was telling us all yesterday :D

OK, i'll start.............................

Two Glaswegian nuns, Sister Senga and Sister Helen, are travelling from

Scotland through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are

stopped at a traffic light.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of

the car and hisses through the windshield.

'Aw naw!' shouts Sister Senga. 'Whit are we gonnae dae?'

'Turn the windae wipers oan. That will get rid of the abomination, says Sister Helen.

Sister Senga switches them on, knocking Dracula about,but he clings on

and continues hissing at the nuns.

Whit ahm a' gonnae dae noo?' she shouts. 'Switch on the windae washirs.

I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican,' says Sister Helen.

Sister Senga turns on the windae washirs. Dracula screams as the

waterburns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the

nuns.

'It did'nae wurk, whit'll a dae?' shouts Sister Senga. 'Show him your

cross,' says Sister Helen. 'Aye, that's whit tae dae,' says Sister

Senga.

She opens the window and shouts.......

"Get the **** aff the ****in' car ya wee b*****d ye"

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sebdevlin

sebdevlin

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It's certainly no two fish are in a tank and one of them says hope you know how drive this thing.

This is the first answer on yahoo for this awful joke:

She has used the soap for something other than washing, if you get my gist. ie: she has been inserting it somewhere and it has got worn down! now do you get it? Crap joke I heard it about 20 years ago.

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