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It'll be easier if the full story was in the same post?

Once upon a time there was a hermit crab called Jonty. He was from Norfolk he had one pincer which he used to hold flash wipes, His other pincer had been bitten off by an alligator whose mother thought crabs were invincible against alligators but this wasn't the case. Jonty decided to get revenge By getting his padlock out and attaching it to the Cheese grater which did the YMCA. Jontys favourite

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Once upon a time there was a hermit crab called Jonty. He was from Norfolk he had one pincer which he used to hold flash wipes, His other pincer had been bitten off by an alligator whose mother thought crabs were invincible against alligators but this wasn't the case. Jonty decided to get revenge By getting his padlock out and attaching it to the Cheese grater which did the YMCA. Jontys favourite was usually the foxtrot but on this occasion

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Once upon a time there was a hermit crab called Jonty. He was from Norfolk he had one pincer which he used to hold flash wipes, His other pincer had been bitten off by an alligator whose mother thought crabs were invincible against alligators but this wasn't the case. Jonty decided to get revenge By getting his padlock out and attaching it to the Cheese grater which did the YMCA. Jontys favourite was usually the foxtrot but on this occasion, he decided to dance the

Alouette...deployer les ailes;

Alouette...plumerai les ailes.

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Once upon a time there was a hermit crab called Jonty. He was from Norfolk he had one pincer which he used to hold flash wipes, His other pincer had been bitten off by an alligator whose mother thought crabs were invincible against alligators but this wasn't the case. Jonty decided to get revenge By getting his padlock out and attaching it to the Cheese grater which did the YMCA. Jontys favourite was usually the foxtrot but on this occasion, he decided to dance the Pasodoble with his friend Margery.

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Once upon a time there was a hermit crab called Jonty. He was from Norfolk he had one pincer which he used to hold flash wipes, His other pincer had been bitten off by an alligator whose mother thought crabs were invincible against alligators but this wasn't the case. Jonty decided to get revenge By getting his padlock out and attaching it to the Cheese grater which did the YMCA. Jontys favourite was usually the foxtrot but on this occasion, he decided to dance the Pasodoble with his friend Margery. However this Pasodoble was different because

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Once upon a time there was a hermit crab called Jonty. He was from Norfolk he had one pincer which he used to hold flash wipes, His other pincer had been bitten off by an alligator whose mother thought crabs were invincible against alligators but this wasn't the case. Jonty decided to get revenge By getting his padlock out and attaching it to the Cheese grater which did the YMCA. Jontys favourite was usually the foxtrot but on this occasion, he decided to dance the Pasodoble with his friend Margery. However this Pasodoble was different because instead of a cape he used

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Once upon a time there was a hermit crab called Jonty. He was from Norfolk he had one pincer which he used to hold flash wipes, His other pincer had been bitten off by an alligator whose mother thought crabs were invincible against alligators but this wasn't the case. Jonty decided to get revenge By getting his padlock out and attaching it to the Cheese grater which did the YMCA. Jontys favourite was usually the foxtrot but on this occasion, he decided to dance the Pasodoble with his friend Margery. However this Pasodoble was different because instead of a cape he used an old bin bag with

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Once upon a time there was a hermit crab called Jonty. He was from Norfolk he had one pincer which he used to hold flash wipes, His other pincer had been bitten off by an alligator whose mother thought crabs were invincible against alligators but this wasn't the case. Jonty decided to get revenge By getting his padlock out and attaching it to the Cheese grater which did the YMCA. Jontys favourite was usually the foxtrot but on this occasion, he decided to dance the Pasodoble with his friend Margery. However this Pasodoble was different because instead of a cape he used an old bin bag with enthusiasm and gay abandon. Margery

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Once upon a time there was a hermit crab called Jonty. He was from Norfolk he had one pincer which he used to hold flash wipes, His other pincer had been bitten off by an alligator whose mother thought crabs were invincible against alligators but this wasn't the case. Jonty decided to get revenge By getting his padlock out and attaching it to the Cheese grater which did the YMCA. Jontys favourite was usually the foxtrot but on this occasion, he decided to dance the Pasodoble with his friend Margery. However this Pasodoble was different because instead of a cape he used an old bin bag with enthusiasm and gay abandon. Margery, in the style of Ginger Rogers

Alouette...deployer les ailes;

Alouette...plumerai les ailes.

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Once upon a time there was a hermit crab called Jonty. He was from Norfolk he had one pincer which he used to hold flash wipes, His other pincer had been bitten off by an alligator whose mother thought crabs were invincible against alligators but this wasn't the case. Jonty decided to get revenge By getting his padlock out and attaching it to the Cheese grater which did the YMCA. Jontys favourite was usually the foxtrot but on this occasion, he decided to dance the Pasodoble with his friend Margery. However this Pasodoble was different because instead of a cape he used an old bin bag with enthusiasm and gay abandon. Margery, in the style of Ginger Rogers, whilst wearing Elton John's wig

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