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Thought I'd stick this in too...

Glasgow Bohemian Rhapsody

Is this the real life?

Is it the methodone?

Stuck in the Gorbals, twa bob fur the telephone?

Open yer wine, an' talk wi' a whine........like

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Um just a weegee,

Gie us yer Sunny D

Cos I'll chib yer pal,

Rip yer da,

Slash yer dug,

Ride yer ma!

Any way the Clyde flows, disnae really matter tae

me.....tae me.

Haw maw, just chibbed some bam

Buckie bottle tae the heid

Noo the f**kin' bustards deid!

Haw maw, um just oan parole

An noo I'm headin back tae Barlineeeee......

Haw Maw.......oohooh ooh

Never meant tae steal yer purse

But if I'm no fu' o' smack this time the morra'

Carry oot, carry oot!

An we'll go oot on the batter!

Too late...the bailiff's here

Sends shivers doon ma spine

Gubbed 10 jellies just in time

Goodbye all ma muckers, I've got tae go

Got to go and rip some w*nk fae up the scheme

Haw Maw.......oohooh oooh

I'm a jakey bam,

I sometimes think I've never been washed at all

I see a little silhouetto of a bam

Adidas! Adidas! Can ye get us some Kappa?

Thunderbird, White Lightning,

Very very Frightening, me!

Twenty Mayfair? (Twenty Mayfair!)

Twenty Mayfair? (Twenty Mayfair and some skins!)

Magnifico oh oh oh oh!

I'm just a fat boy, nae body loves me

He's just a fat boy fae a fat family!

Spare us a pound for a wee cup o' tea?

Get tae f*ck, skanky slob, will ye get a job?

For f*cksake.........NO I will not get a job

Get a job!

For f*cksake........ NO I will not get a job

Get a job........willnae get a job

Get a job........willnae get a job

no no no no no.....

Oh gonorrheoea!

Gonnorrhoea!

Gonnorhoea and the clap!

Then doon the pub, has the barman put aside

For me? For me,

For meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

So you hink ye can slash me an **** in ma eye?

So ye hink ye can chib me an leave me tae die?

Haw bawbag!

Can't dae this tae me bawbag!

Just wait till I'm oot

Just wait till I'm right oot ma nut!!

F*ck all really matters, anyone can see

F*ck all really matters.....

F*ck all really matters.....

Tae

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee............eeeeeeeeee....eeeeeeeeee!!!

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You're all mean :( Rizz is the only nice Scottish person!*

*That may be a sweeping generalisation... who knows?! :P

:shock: What about me????

Yeah just the bit that incriminates you mostly

CASE CLOSED. MIKE WINS. OFF TO WATCH LOOSE WOMEN - BACK IN AN HOUR :D

Never mind that!!! What about Bexy's freebies!!! :x

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You're all mean :( Rizz is the only nice Scottish person!*

*That may be a sweeping generalisation... who knows?! :P

Oi, take that "sweeping generalisation" bit out, i like my ego to be inflated every now and then :P

Did you know, after a very high brow discussion the othe night with my sister, apparently Scots slang is a recognised language in the bureau (i dont know what bureau, but thats what she says). We could all be bi linguists, who knows.

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Just read this in a myspace bulletin from The Dykeenies, made me think of this thread:

"If you could be a superhero no-one else had been before what would your name and powers be???

I would prob Be a super ned! & a would fly around solving all sorts of dilemas for the neds...Underage neds would have Bucky and snout til there hearts content...No more red cards or expulsion instead the janny and the head-teacher would be belting around with undies on there nuts! They prob call me SuperNed!"

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Only those one's in the Glasgow or Dundee area :P

I would agree with the Dundee part!!! I was out in Dundee last night and ended up in De JaVu! Not been there for years and it has turned into complete Nedsville!!!! We ended up sneaking into the over 30's club part downstairs where the folk in there could easily have been my grandparents but at least they weren't fighting with each other and the music was great!!!

Upstairs there was some stupid Ned girl walking about spraying people with green spray paint (you know the stuff for your hair?) She was spraying it on folks hair and clothes while I was at the bar!

I swear to god if she'd sprayed it on me I would have had to try so hard not to punch her!!! (Hence the commute to the over 30's club downstairs!!)

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Only those one's in the Glasgow or Dundee area :P

If only that was true! I live in the very south of Scotland, and neds populate half of the town. Everywhere I go I seem to hear that awful chipmunk music :( (no offence to anyone that likes that kind of music)

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