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[MrDoovdeHaxorz 11]

Poor Nik, he doesn't realise the Cake, erotic or not, is a lie...

Happy Birthday Harkinson

[Viv 14]

Plus, what presents did you get?

[Viv 14]

What the hell is an erotic cake? Can i get these at TESCO?

[MrDoovdeHaxorz 11]

Looks like officialfearnecotton or at least a certain page on it has been overloaded due to Fearne tweeting out about her and Jesse having 'some lovely news'... It won't load so can't tell if it's engagement or a sprog on the way, but unlikely to be anything else.

EDIT: have deduced from replies such as "Massive Congratulations... You will make a Fantastic Mummy.xx" and "Congratulations! Enjoy Keith Lemon's baby present!" that it's an enga... no wait, a Sprog.

[Viv 14]

Sorry? the cotton is having a BABY?!? Was nookie involved? more probs for r1 then filling another slot. lucky she did not get breakfast gig.

[fathomer90 10]

maybe why she didnt!

[MrDoovdeHaxorz 11]

Sorry? the cotton is having a BABY?!? Was nookie involved?

No, Fearne is really so innocent she's actually the Virgin Mary...

Someone go have the talk with Viv that her parents apparently never did?

[Nik B. 10]

Or maybe she didn't get the breakfast gig because she's a vacuous waste of air space.

[Harkinson 11]

I may post pics of the cake on Twitter but I can't post them here as I'm on a mobile..

[Viv 14]

That's the thing about bloody mobiles. You can only do so much. I can't create topics from my mobile (although I think I should?!).

Anyhow, Jeremy Vine is discussing tractors on his show today after noon. Getting quite excited about it, as I was almost run over by one yesterday afternoon.

[Viv 14]

First shot on my new bike this afternoon. Get in !! Haven't had a bike since I was a young kid !! :hahaha:

Plus: mega pleased with my new Avatar. A pic of monk type figure from olden types snapped at a museum on Thursday. Mega scary in reality.

[Nik B. 10]

Well I'm going to Leeds Metropolitan in just over three weeks. That rocks enough, although I've known about that for ages now and already celebrated it (see above)

what actually rocks today is that one of my friends from College got the grades he needed and so he's going to the Met too. Happy days.

[MrDoovdeHaxorz 11]

First shot on my new bike this afternoon. Get in !! .

You were shot on a bike? I can see why this is in the Rocks thread

[GoOnPigs 10]

My baby brother is finally walking XD Its very cute to watch as he bumbles around the place but its now even harder to keep and eye on him or keep him in one place as he just toddles off.

[MrDoovdeHaxorz 11]

93% certain I will have a new job within the next few weeks, after having a word with the gaffer today.

[Viv 14]

Still on the rails, or will you finally go off them?!

[Behelzebub 10]

And this new job is...?

[Viv 14]

Heard a mate got a job after a LONG time unemployed. so, in your face, people who say everybody loves benefits. they actually don't and there are those who consistently try. so, TWO PLUS YEARS of benefits, and he has got a job in student loans, glasgow, in their call centre.

[MrDoovdeHaxorz 11]

Yeah, the ones who do try hard are the people the incompetent t***s at the Jobcentre usually target for more thorough checking... at least in my experience, while other 'career dole dossers' walk in, actually say "Yeah I've done nothing this week, gimme my money" and GET IT. I've watched that happen and my complaint that they weren't cut etc was ignored. Less paperwork if they 'dont catch' people, which is bloody wrong. Plenty of those out there who try hard but they often get screwed over because of the lazy f***wits that also exist.

[Viv 14]

Have to agree. There are so many flaws. I have often thought a job centre should have "technology days" where they teach people skills they are missing out on through being out of the workplace, and being out of touch, then they are expected to step right back in there with no training, or anything.

My mate, who has also to do scanning of documents, finds he does not know how to scan, so someone is having to show him this. Unemployed too long = out of touch.

[GoOnPigs 10]

I got 7 A's 2 B's and 2 C's in my GCSE's. Was gutted with one of the C's as it was in a subject I want to do for A level but the school are gonna see what they can do and I might be able to take it anyway

[Viv 14]

Yeah, the ones who do try hard are the people the incompetent t***s at the Jobcentre usually target for more thorough checking... at least in my experience, while other 'career dole dossers' walk in, actually say "Yeah I've done nothing this week, gimme my money" and GET IT. I've watched that happen and my complaint that they weren't cut etc was ignored. Less paperwork if they 'dont catch' people, which is bloody wrong. Plenty of those out there who try hard but they often get screwed over because of the lazy f***wits that also exist.

Have to agree. It is fascinating the amount of peeps that go round + round the system for years. Of course, they get the rest a bad name.

If you ARE genuinely applying for things, you shouldn't be hassled, yet the more conscentious people DO get all the hassle.

Heard a suggestion about reducing benefits. However, I should think that would only make some people commit more crimes to work out the difference. Ya know. Such a mess.

[Behelzebub 10]

What rocks in my life? This little piece of news, that's what:

http://uk.tv.yahoo.com/bottom-to-return-after-18-years.html

[MrDoovdeHaxorz 11]

and based on Hooligan's Island, probably the best Live Show. Rik and Ade have been tweeting about this for about 2 weeks now, stuff along the lines of "Writing today with this bastard" (from Ade, with a photo of Rik).

Also, new The Thick Of It starting soon.

[MrDoovdeHaxorz 11]

Damn, can no longer edit previous post, but just found out how 'soon' new The Thick Of It is starting... 8th September, 9.45...:woo: now the tough decision, to do a marathon of them on the DVDs I have, or on Netflix? :?: