Capital Summertime Ball 2024

[Bexy]

I don't have any Internet! Just moved house and we don't have anything sorted out yet.

How has everyone been?

[Jono]

Well we all know about Scott and his filth about The Twang - "Wide Aw*nk".

[Monitorabbit]

You may not care about Amy Jono, but lots of people do.

Hi Bexy oh you just moved! Well good luck in your new home

[Jono]

You may not care about Amy but lots of people do.

Yes, Heat magazine.

[popbitcher]

yes good luck bexy!

[Danishgirl]

I'll join the others and say good luck

[Jono]

Don't forget Colin's Mid-Week Mobile Disco tonight is about phobias. That'll be good... what's everyone's phobia on here?

Wonder if there's a salad phobia song for Chopper.

[Monitorabbit]

Yes, Heat magazine.

That's all very unfortunate, but she's still a very good artist much admired for her music.

[Bexy]

Thanks everyone.

I'm very, very scared of Maxi Jazz off of Faithless. I can't even listen to their music because of it.

Anyways, time for me to toodle pip! Byeeee! xxx

[Grace]

Haha, what isn't my phobia? My pigeon phobia is getting unbelievable; it's now to the point where I won't open my window in case one flies in.

[Danishgirl]

I'm off now to eat dinner. Bye x

[popbitcher]

Don't forget Colin's Mid-Week Mobile Disco tonight is about phobias. That'll be good... what's everyone's phobia on here?

Wonder if there's a salad phobia song for Chopper.

the london tube

[Danishgirl]

Oh my phobias: spiders (not really, but somehow..) and ... heights! And unknown stairs, but not the stairs of my school, our house... stairs I'm used to

[Jono]

the london tube

Suppose they could have 'Going Underground' by The Jam.

Yes, actually, I was thinking about why I'm single last night... I'm starting to think I'm as weird as the freakiest guy in the year at college.

[Grace]

Yes, actually, I was thinking about why I'm single last night... I'm starting to think I'm as weird as the freakiest guy in the year at college.

Just think how he must feel!

[Jono]

"Mobile phone for your dog". No wonder Scott is single, going around calling his partners dogs. I saw the translator thing on Blue Peter a few years ago, it must be true.

Oh no, it's the Steps rip-off. Is she singing out of tone or something? I'd rather hear nutty Maria's mix tape.

[Monitorabbit]

The dog phone sounds very odd - how could it work?

Oh my dog does like me - don't ruin my illusions Scott

[popbitcher]

how much was scott bribed to play this?

[Jono]

Scott's no Dear Deirdre. "The reason you're single is because you're buying this thing for your dog, which isn't actually out yet..."

I leave my radio on for the dog. Well actually I leave it on for when my mum comes home, but it's usually left on all day, so it might as well be for the dog

[Jono]

Davina McCall scares me. She's a mother, she shouldn't be reading out these filthy messages. No one wants their mother doing that! That's like getting Scott's mum to do it.

*Jono kicks the geeks to wake them up...*

[Grace]

I am awake, but it's hard to comment when nothing's going on!

[Jono]

I am awake, but it's hard to comment when nothing's going on!

You haven't replied in over 15 minutes, how can you say nothing was going on

Although I guess Hollyoaks is quite riveting tonight, I might put that on with the sound off.

[Timsk]

Been listening to the show in the car on the way home - found it really funny tonight...

Actually quite enjoyed the Calvin Harris Jamiroquai cover - but couldn't they have given him a decent and more well known track to cover, like Space Cowboy? That'd suit his style I reckon.

Hi all...

[Grace]

You haven't replied in over 15 minutes, how can you say nothing was going on

Although I guess Hollyoaks is quite riveting tonight, I might put that on with the sound off.

I was getting changed, it took three hours but I finally got my room to a temperature where I didn't feel like I was going to die from hypothermia.

[Monitorabbit]

Davina McCall scares me. She's a mother, she shouldn't be reading out these filthy messages. No one wants their mother doing that! That's like getting Scott's mum to do it.

*Jono kicks the geeks to wake them up...*

When you're a Dad you'll find out that your sex life doesn't stop because of it - at least I hope you will!