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When I was 15 the school took us on a trip to see the trenches in the Somme area of France. They took us to the museum of the Newfoundland troops there which was small and not terribly exciting. The display that brought the most amusement to the group of 15 year olds was the one with a list of places in Newfoundland. This place has unbelievable place names. It's difficult to keep a straight face while reading about the people living in 'Come-by-chance' or 'Conception Bay'. The Canadians there weren't very impressed though.

Map of Newfoundland with some of the place names on: http://tashmoo.com/Alamar/outline_map.gif

List of funny place names: http://www.wordplay.com/tourism/folklore/placenames.html

'Forget happiness I'm fine, I'll forget everything in time'

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I just wish I'd taken a picture when I had the chance of a van that always used to be parked on the road I walk up to school along. It was for a scaffolding company - "blah construction, make sure your next erection is in safe hands".

Haha, I was wandering around Spar today for worthy pictures for this thread, no luck as of yet.

Alouette...deployer les ailes;

Alouette...plumerai les ailes.

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here's a bit of innuendo video from the kids tv show Rainbow :D

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Hot off the press, this has come in on the e-mail from Nadine.

"My colleague Vic and I stumbled across some geniously named, lavender scented, panty liners called 'FANNIES'."

Potentially one of the best so far. Keep uploading your stuff to the forum.

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Random thought, but do they still sell Willy Wonka's Fizzy Jerkz? Used to be amusing in class in year 10 when someone asked the teacher if they'd like a Fizzy Jerk. The vending machine used to sell them, they were great. We also renamed the 'Willy Wonka' bars, you can guess what to. Then some spoil sport protested against the Nestle vending machine, pretentious idiots, so they replaced it with a Mars one.

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