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[Jono]

No I'm not talking about his gigs. Scott wants to launch his own cheese after the success of Martin Platt's cheese and Alex James' cheese.

Feeling quite uninspired for names I put it out there on Twitter for suggestions.

Pinot Cheesio - A cheese especially developed as the perfect addition to Scott Mills' favourite wine - Pinot Grigio.

Scottage Cheese - Scott Mills brings cottage cheese back into fashion with a unique twist on the usual product.

And my favourite...

It's Only Brie Friday - A twist on Scott Mills' usual catchphrase (It's Only Bley Friday) and similarly named after a day of the week like Alex James' Blue Monday, this cheese is perfect to start the weekend. Get your cheeseboards ready!

If he's really vain he could launch all three

[DarkAngelMJH]

They are quite good! I think he should run with this now.

[Nik B.]

I think it's a rather cliched idea... or you could say... Cheesy....

[Viv]

No I'm not talking about his gigs. Scott wants to launch his own cheese after the success of Martin Platt's cheese and Alex James' cheese.

Feeling quite uninspired for names I put it out there on Twitter for suggestions.

Not like you to be lacking in inspiration (OMG)

I like the topic - can't think of any suitable cheeses though!!

[Jono]

A late comer:

The One That Doesn't Reek - A homage to Scott's producer with this nice-smelling cheese.

[Viv]

A late comer:

The One That Doesn't Reek - A homage to Scott's producer with this nice-smelling cheese.

No. No. No. No. No. :D

[goldengirl]

Clutching at straws but:

Scotterloo - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waterloo_cheese

Yarg'mornin - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yarg

Scott-ianito - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reggianito

Mills-benkäse - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milbenk%C3%A4se

[Jono]

Clutching at straws but:

Would that be cheese straws ?

How about Oh What's Oc-curdling! That might be more for Ruth Jones though.

[goldengirl]

Would that be cheese straws ?

Oh dear .....

[Viv]

Could there be a "Random Act Of Kindness" cheese....... I mean, where the cheese could be one of those types with the holes in them, with the holes representing randomness.

Is this too off-the-wall perhaps.

[SeanMonty]

And if did have his own cheese he could send it out as a birthday present to all the celebs! Who wouldn't say thankyou for Scott Mills' Cheese!

[Viv]

Actually, I think a number of people would find receiving a cheese in the post a little odd.

I wouldn't, I must say though.

[Jono]

New cheese name: Gouda Morning!

[Nikki]

New cheese name: Gouda Morning!

That's a good one, can we have a Halloumi darling cheese too?

[Tom.]

what's up cheddar-lin'

[Nik B.]

Don't really work tbh... Sorry to burst your bubble.

Roquefort of the week?

[Tom.]

hulomi darlin

[Jono]

That's a good one, can we have a Halloumi darling cheese too?

hulomi darlin

You're seemingly a bit slow with that one.

[Chippy]

Babybel what's occurring.

[Nik B.]

Random act of Kefalotyri?

Greek Cheese. I think.

[Tom.]

laura's dairylea (dunkers)

[goldengirl]

Beccy's Roqueforte