Capital Summertime Ball 2024

[Monitorabbit]

I know there's a sugar rush, but would you really say you "do" haribo?

[YoppaDo]

I managed it in my GCSE english coursework.

Got full marks for it too.

Kept the characters in Character I guess.

I'm pretty sure I managed to get a few swears into my GCSE English exam, 'Of Mice and Men' quotes.

[Timsk]

do you think kelly osbourne and perez hilton actually do haribo?

If it came in a box with Vicodin written on the outside, I'm sure they would... :confused:

[Jono]

I might buy a cat and call it viable. Maybe not.

I still think of Chris off of Family Guy when I hear Perez Hilton.

[FreakaZoid101]

I'm pretty sure I managed to get a few swears into my GCSE English exam, 'Of Mice and Men' quotes.

Original writing I got c*ck in 10 times, sh*it in about 6 times, f*ck in a fair few.

But it's PEREZ! now, that dude with the blog.

[KingTutsWWH]

Haha, amazing, how?

And I don't do "homework" anymore, it's all important stuff, boo, I can't play!

Literary quotation marks in English Lit. I'm really immature - made it my mission, and if you study Larkin and Chaucer it's no problem. Rochester is even better - he's 17th Century pure filth.

[Timsk]

I might buy a cat and call it viable. Maybe not.

But would it be any more viable as a cat for being called it?

[popbitcher]

perez sounds more nervous than greg does!

[Monitorabbit]

Nervous because Perez is a "big star"? yeah right.

Perez isn't looking at the Radio 1 webcam? For shame!

[FreakaZoid101]

I might buy a cat and call it viable. Maybe not.

I still think of Chris off of Family Guy when I hear Perez Hilton.

He does sound like him! Now I know what image I'll have for him. hmmm

[Jono]

"I can't do today's Switch because the monkey in the closet is in the way".

[littlechris]

haahahahahahha

[popbitcher]

greg james sounds so uninterested by this gossip

[Jono]

greg james sounds so uninterested by this gossip

It's not quite Ricky Wilson and Greg James is it.

I didn't even know there was a Victoria Beckham jeans range. Does she do 34-30 in grey? Might have to give her a call.

I love that Perez has heard of H&M. I always thought it was just above Primark in terms of poorness.

[Monitorabbit]

...if you study Larkin....

Oh yes that one about what your parents do to you.

Perez's little doggie yapping. Awww.

[Monitorabbit]

Or you can go to Primark and get jeans for £8. Also - who cares if Victoria Beckham's jeans sell or not.

[Jessica Lares]

greg james sounds so uninterested by this gossip

He can't hang up like he does on his show, .

[Jono]

Or you can go to Primark and get jeans for £8.

I don't do primark darling. I hate queuing. Oh, we can't believe News of The World, but we can believe Perez. Hmm.

[FreakaZoid101]

greg knew summat perez didn't!

[YoppaDo]

Wrap it up Greg, wrap it up. This is boring.

Notice how he has barely any news now that Britney is behaving herself.

[Jono]

They are making a decision on whether there should be a Tesco here in July. That's big news here, Perez might like to throw that into the blog.

What's big news where you are?

[Monitorabbit]

Perez is going to the White House correspondents' dinner. Woo hoo

We had a burst water main causing traffic disruption last Wednesday.

[FreakaZoid101]

*snores*

oosh a song. Ashley Simpson. yey...?

[Jono]

I want this out of my head. End of.

[popbitcher]

scott's on holiday so greg gets all the camp exclusives