Capital Summertime Ball 2024

[Jono]

So Scott's friend refused to go see Premonition the movie because it starred Sandra Bullock, who he has an irrational fear of. Nothing against her, but doesn't seem to like her.

Listeners suggestions included Cat Deeley. Especially for speaking out of the side of her mouth. I'm with him on that. Ever since she's buggered off to America for American Idol. Why is she on there? Does she really need to be there! That other presenter is lazy because of it! And she does stars in their eyes.

Any one else got an irrational fear of a celebrity?

[*becky*93]

cat deely is lovely dont pick on her

[Jono]

Charlotte Church. I'm not sure why. I'm sure she's lovely. The idea of her doing a chat show just puts me off. And Vanessa Feltz after that Wife Swap.

[Grace]

None that are irrational. Jodie Marsh grates on me, but she isn't really celebrity.

Edit: Now you've said that, Jono, Vanessa Feltz is bley annoying, I can't stand anything with her in. Or Jeremy Kyle.

[Jono]

Actually I have a fear of Nerina Pallot. I told her five times how to spell 'Jono' and she couldn't manage it. Her eyes are a bit all over the place in real life too.

[*becky*93]

is nerina pallot the girl who sings about going to war

[Grace]

That was a bit of a name drop there Jono.

Gail Platt, now she doesn't have a chiin.

[Jono]

Gail Platt, now she doesn't have a chiin.

I thought you meant Gail Porter for a minute. Gail Platt isn't real m'dear.

[Jono]

Liz Hurley. I'm not a movie fan. But she's the sort of person who would arse me off.

[*becky*93]

she married hugh grant thats two smug people there

[Grace]

Helen Worth then. It makes me cringe, now I hate my chin but looking at that I don't mind it.

Liz Hurley, she needs a bra in that picture.

[John]

I think I can understand the irrational fear of Sandra Bullock. A friend of mine once said she could park the buss off've Speed 1 in her left nostril!

How about Christina Agulara's toe?

[Jono]

How about Christina Agulara's toe?

Ho ho... which one is that? Not the camel related one?

[Grace]

Oh my god, now I see what that girl meant on the show about Uma Thurmun's toe.

Bleeh.

[John]

Ho ho... which one is that? Not the camel related one?

The Bo Selecta one! I cant find a picture of it!

[Jono]

Ewww, no, that's wrong. Take it away, it's like some obscure porn.

[*becky*93]

put me off my breakfast

[sebdevlin]

Janet street porter or that poo woman from you are what you eat

[Bexy]

I've probably mentioned it before, but I'm seriously scared of the man from Faithless. I can't bear to look at him, and I can't listen to any of their songs. In fact, just thinking about him freaks me out. *shivers*

[Grace]

Oh my god Bexy, me too! I think it's his eyes, but he looks seriously deranged.

[Bexy]

I love you Grace, everyone else thinks I'm really strange! I can't explain it, but I thinking it could be verging on an actual phobia!

[Riz]

*shudders*

[Jono]

Oh Stacey you love it.

[Riz]

His man boobs arent even man boobs, theyre saggy man boobs. Which makes them double-y worse.

[Jono]

I also had to agree with a listener about Lauren Laverne. Thank god Alex Zane has replaced her on XFm breakfast. Not that I ever listen, but still, less of her the better.