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The average British male spends six months of his life ogling women.

Researchers claim men will target eight different girls every day and spend two minutes eyeing up each one.

The first thing the average bloke will look at is the boobs before working down to the bottom and then the legs.

Girls do it too but they are not as prolific, picking only two men a day for 90 seconds at a time - just one month of their life.

And women look first at a man's eyes - before taking a quick look at his bum.

Source: Sky News

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Females are so vein.

I'd just like to point out that the boys in my block each spend more time on their hair each day than the girls do collectively. They won't go out without straightening their hair. So don't generalise :-p

'Forget happiness I'm fine, I'll forget everything in time'

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i love women to bits but i just feel it's all gone mad i guess after what happened. i dont even know if thats what i feel sometimes because i get a bit confused about it all. it's strange i look at loads of girls and i think 'she is as cute as' or mabie more obscene thoughts. mabie this time out isn't so bad to be fair i have built up a lot of other things in this past year.

i thought this thread was another one about jacking to be fair.

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The average British male spends six months of his life ogling women.

Just a thought, no mention of sexuality in this story. Does that mean gay men also ogle women? I can forgive a stamp-llicker for ogling women but not a woolly woofter....

btw - am not homophobic, just don't need the competition - a gay man often has more chance with a woman as they like the challenge of turning them straight....

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