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[Guest]

To celebrate the fact that the Unofficial Mills forum has been going for well over a year now, it was agreed that there should be something to recognize the contribution made by forum members both past and present.

Five forum members have already been inducted into the HoF due to their efforts. They are:

Ema - Ema has been credited with developing the now standard 'Henderson Technique' on the forum.

Mr_Quincy - Eloquent, prodigious and thoroughly gentlemanly, Quincy has established himself as a stalwart of the forum, always there to offer help and advice to new faces.

DC - Wrongly assumed to have a great dislike of feather dusters and pansies, DC remains an indispensable member of the forum and defends his role as Chief Sound Clipper jealously.

Viv - Though no longer active on the forum, Viv's efforts were inspired and often caused controversy, like Madonnas'.

Jono - Founder. Creator. Professional Yodeller. Where would we be without him?

John - John was born in 1966 in Dallas, Texas to wealthy oil tycoons. In 1984, age 18, he attended Harvard and in 1989 emigrated to Australia where he met future Mrs. Smith, Sheila Ramsey. In 2003, John and Sheila split and John fell into a severe depression. In June 2004 John was rarely seen and by November had disappeared off of the radar completely. It was reported in April 2006 that John had begun posting on the unofficial fansite of Scott Mills. According to these reports, John claimed to be 22-years old, working as a nurse for the NHS and living in Halifax, England.

Funkyseaweed - Funky S. Weed, 57, is an author of lesbian literature and lives with her wife, Colleen, in Brighton, England. Her frequent essays on lesbianism were popular with forum members and were published in book form entitled Twin Mountains and the Valley of Love in June 2006. Lucinda is currently working on her fifth fictional novel, which is, as yet, untitled.

Geezer7348 - Known simply as a very, very nice chap.

Serin - In 1956 Serin was created from moss in experiments conducted by US scientists. It escaped from the labs and disappeared. In 2005, it reportedly joined the Unofficial Mills forum. Few people have seen it, as it can metamorphose back into moss, though reports suggest its true face is one of pure grotesqueness.

Behelzebub - The final inductee into the UMFHOF for 2006. Helen is famous for being able to speak eight languages fluently (including Welsh) and on many occasions has represented Unofficial Mills at the United Nations.

[Ema]

Ooo

*is intrigued*

[demonhorse]

be more a rogues gallery wouldn't it?

[Jono]

Douggy off of Flirt Divert will be opening it. We pull out all the stars here.

[Serin]

I can confirm Mike Smith and Sarah Green will be hosting the ceremony.

Special guests will include: Sophie Aldred, Stuart Miles, Linda Lusardi, Terry Nutkins and Neil Buchanan, amongst others.

[demonhorse]

Sophie Aldred.

Ace!

[Mr_Quincy]

i better be in it

[Serin]

Five people have automatically been inducted into the Hall of Fame due to their sheer greatness.

I am not one of them.

[Ema]

Oh heck..Am I in the Hall of Shame?:?

[Serin]

Nope

[demonhorse]

Five people have automatically been inducted into the Hall of Fame due to their sheer greatness.

I am not one of them.

Scott, Laura, mary, Chappers, Jono?

[Serin]

No, but I can exclusively reveal Ema is one of them.

[Ema]

No, but I can exclusively reveal Ema is one of them.

Wheyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! GET IN!

[John]

I bet i'm not [/eats worms]

[Jono]

Scott, Laura, mary, Chappers, Jono?

Don't be silly, it's Fearne, Reggie, Pete Tong, Aled and Andi Peters

[demonhorse]

is this gonna be a super VIP area of the gazebo then?

like a gazebo-next-door or somethin?

[Ema]

is this gonna be a super VIP area of the gazebo then?

like a gazebo-next-door or somethin?

Eh?

[John]

Enough with the Gazebo mentions! The memories are hurt too much :cry:

[Serin]

Being as it's the Hall of Fame, banned members can qualify for induction.

[Geezer7348]

dare I ask what you get for being inducted into the hall of fame and how people can elect members for it?

[Serin]

I've updated information for the HoF in my first post.

It's just fun. No prizes, only recognition

[Geezer7348]

Sounds interesting.....

Go on me!

EDIT : that doesnt really sound right does it?

[Geezer7348]

Serin,

you should get Scott to read out the results in an X Factor Stylee to create a bit of drama.

[Ema]

Whats The Henderson Technique? I aint Einstein!

[Serin]

It's nothing really. Just meant to sound funny.