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Grace

Grace

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Reckon you could do better than the team at expressing your love for them lyrically? I'm aware it's not that hard, after hearing Scott's futile efforts, but I reckon the more arty members here should still give it a go.

Song choice is up to you, but the cringier the better!

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FreakaZoid101

FreakaZoid101

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Less Than Three

Scott Dammit, why won't you swing my way?

Scott Dammit, why won't you swing my way?

It's such a shame

I promise you I'll try to change

I don't know if it'll be enough

Although..

Scott I love you

Scott I love you

I love everything

Scott I love you

Scott I love you

I love how orange you are, like an Oompa Loompa

I love how white your teeth are.

They're so bright, they'd be my light in the dark.

Scott Dammit, why don't you swing my way?

Why should I set my self up for you?

I always get let down.

At least if you don't swing this way

I'll know it's not my fault.

Scott I love you

Why can't you swing my way?

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Nikki

Nikki

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I'm apologising in advance :oops:

The song is to the music of the Commodores Three times a lady.

june's version Three times a DJ

Thanks for the shows that you've given me,

I listen while eating my tea

and if I miss one, I go to the podcast

or unofficialmills.co.uk.

You're once twice three times a DJ

and I love the remixes

You're once twice three times a DJ

and I love your brass

I love your brass.

You gave people dreams(RAOK)

shared joys and pains

you made my radio worth listening to.

And if I had the choice

and didn't have to work

I'd spend the whole day listening to you.

When the four of you are on

the moments I cherish

prank calls, flirt divert

badly bleeped tveeeee.

To hear you, to see you

to know you, to jeer you

there's nothing to keep us apart

(apart from dodgy internet)

You're once twice three times a DJ

You should've got gold

Yes you're once twice three times a DJ

You should've got gold

You're once twice three times a DJ

and I love you

I love youuuuuuu.

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Grace

Grace

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Ahem, okay, so here's my song about Beccy, it's a bit rubbish and is to be sung to the tune of You're Beautiful by James Blunt. I lose the will to rhyme half way through:

Beccy you’re brilliant.

Beccy you’re brilliant

Your laugh is great

You’re new to the show

and you love cake.

You often read the classifieds,

look for lottery tickets

I’m not yet that aware of

Your opinion on cricket

You’re really cool

You’re really cool

You’re really cool, it’s true

You work with Scott, we like you a lot

Beccy, it’s certainly true,

Unofficial Mills loves you.

Yes you caught our ear,

on your show premiere.

We listen just for you

Not that Mancunian prick

and I hope that you’ll stick around

because your one liners

are better than Chappers’.

You’re really cool

You’re really cool

You’re really cool, it’s true

You work with Scott, we like you a lot

Beccy, it’s certainly true,

Unofficial Mills loves you.

[instrumental]

You’re really cool

You’re really cool

You’re really cool, it’s true

There must be a Radio One boss with a smile on their face

when they thought up that we should listen to you.

Yes it’s time to face the truth,

Unofficial Mills love you.

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TheCooperScooper

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No Calls (to the tune of "No Scrubs" by TLC)

(Note: A "telcan" is a term to refer to a telecanvasser - just in case you didn't know :) And I know that they can also be female - it just worked out better for the filk this way...)

A telcan's a guy who sits by a phone

And tries to sell crap to the public

Always sayin' what you should want

He just talks from his... from his... from his... from his...

So...

No I don't want your windows

No - you ain't havin' money of mine

No I don't wanna buy timeshare

No - please stop wasting my time

[CHORUS]

I don't want no calls

A telcan's a guy who can't get no cash from me

Got my number offa his list

He's making me pissed

Trying his spiel on me

I don't want no calls

A telcan's a guy who can't get no cash from me

Got my number offa his list

He's making me pissed

Trying his spiel on me

But a telcan's ringing me

And he's selling really hard

But there's no way I'll buy what he's offering

This guy must be a scrub, 'cause he got me out the tub

Ain't buying from no deadbeat (deadbeat)

So...

No I don't want your windows

No - you ain't havin' money of mine

No I don't wanna buy timeshare

No - please stop wasting my time

[CHORUS]

Now listen to me here when I'm talking

Oh yes son I'm talking to you

This place is a listed building

Oh yes son I'm talking to you

I'm gonna sue for harassment

Oh yes son I'm talking to you

Wanna grab all of my money

Oh no I don't want no

No calls

No calls

No no

No calls

No no no no

No calls

No no (no)

[CHORUS 4 TIMES]

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Emma

Emma

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Here's a snippet (to the tune of "I'm In The Mood For Dancing" by The Nolans):

"Scott's in the mood for tanning,

Teeth whitening,

Ooh, he's drinking some wine tonight..."

Bad, yes, I know. Terrible.

Alouette...deployer les ailes;

Alouette...plumerai les ailes.

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