The eighth floor

[Geezer7348]

Following on from the reasons why you should love Scott Mills thread I thought we should have an opposite thread for Chopper.

1 - he's a Man Utd fan

2 - he refers to us as "geekworld"

3 - his potty mouth

[popbitcher]

4 - his channel 5 co-host is too pretty

5 - he takes time off leaving scott on his own

6 - he hides his love for UM

[KingTutsWWH]

7. He pretends to 'dislike' us and calls us geeks.

8. He upset children whilst dressed as a frog.

9. He talks about football far too much.

[popbitcher]

10 - his singing

11 - his love for scott's mum

12 - we had to see him in his trunks a few years back

[Nikki]

13.his terrible attempt at accents

[KingTutsWWH]

14. He mortally offended Iain by calling someone a 'pillock' on air.

[eleanor]

15. He've kissed Colin Murray.

[Geezer7348]

16 - he got the show in trouble with ofcom for calling somebody's child a little s**t in a windup call.

[Jono]

17. He wears smart suits and looks good in them.

[popbitcher]

18 - He dislikes dogs

19 - He spent a night with transvestites

[sebdevlin]

20 - He likes marmite

21 - He hits small puppies with rolled up newspaper

22 - He bought all the copies of basshunter to keep it at number 1

[KingTutsWWH]

23. He mistook a duck for a wolf.

24. He has a fear of most animals.

[Geezer7348]

25 - He wasn't really fussed who Laura dated and would rather watch the footy than listen to potential boyfriends auditioning.

[Jono]

26. He and Dave won the Weakest Link. Should have been the Chuckle Brothers.

27. We have to endure him over most Easters and Christmases

[popbitcher]

28 - he didn't appreciate scott's song for chappers

29 - he pees in the sink

30 - he likes the hoovers' suction

31 - he has been mistaken for pop gods 911

32 - he puts scott down for his only bley friday attempts

33 - he can't clap in time

[Jono]

34. He puts himself above Jo and Zane for predicting Mercury Award winners.

35. He thinks we want to be like Scott, yet copies his orange style.

36. He's a phantom pooer - he has made a mess on the tube.

[DC]

37. he doesn't rise to as many awkward challenges as scott, and makes him do them most of the time.

38. he doesn't seem to accept anyone elses' views on football. like most fans of the scottish football team he follows.

[popbitcher]

39 - he does predictive text

40 - he shortens his name to "m" in emails.

41 - he cares more about going to football shows than scott's.

[Jono]

42. He thinks Georgie Thompson looks like Harry Hill.

43. He doesn't watch EastEnders or Hollyoaks. He watches Corrie.

44. He likes the Joseph show.

45. He makes it sound like he owns the Live Lounge in the afternoon for his sports news.

[popbitcher]

46 - he never did hip hop karaoke

47 - he likes girls aloud. enough said

48 - he goes on skiing holidays

[Mike]

49 - He is from Salford.

[Jono]

50. He's too classy for us. He has got it on with someone in a bush.

51. He upsets Dave Pearce.

52. His gaydar is useless.

[KingTutsWWH]

53. He's mean to Scott.

[Jono]

54. He goes to Girls Aloud gigs and leaves drunken messages whilst there.

55. He's tight. He once gave TOTDS a cheque from a book dated 2003.

56. He doesn't like Vicar of Dibley. Even the amazing Christmas specials.

57. He doesn't participate in features unless it involves fluffy animals

58. He writes poetry as 'Wolfgang'. Even worse than novels.

59. He arranged Scott's funeral service.

60. He freaked hahahaa the 'sex song' singer out and made us all cringe.

61. He's too busy watching football to watch stuff like Big Brother.

62. He ruins all the gay disco tracks.

63. He doesn't appreciate Ready Steady Cook replacing live coverage of the sport on BBC Two.

64. His science experiments make Key Stage 3 Science look difficult.

[Kelly]

65. He swears at orphans.