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My neighbour's cat ripped my tights years ago. I never forgave that. #pussybastard

I like the attention from dogs.

*MUST. RESIST. GAG and NOT.SET.OFF QI OBVIOUS ALARM* oh ya know what, soddit:

So you're telling us you don't like pussy...

I am surprised you have a Pooch pal though, I'd expect something more bovine...

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That cat picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while.

I can't say I've heard of people fighting over cats being fed before. I know there is a woman up the road from us who also feeds Dayve, we know this because she thought he was a stray and decided to follow him down the road 1 day to see if he went to another house before she called the RSPCA, apparently she then got talking to my mum about it in the garden and they both found it rather amusing. Neither seems to mind about it either.

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they can get locked in garage's/sheds by accident, have you asked your neighbours if they can look around in theirs? you never know.
Sorry to hear this Steph, we get stressed out when ours don't come in at night. dc has a point though. Please keep us posted.

Thanks guys. Posters have gone up around the estate and we have told the surrounding farms/stables to look out for him. Hopefully he turns up.

I find dogs tend to smell a hell of a lot more than cats. Wet dog smell is disgusting.

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Pet owners are nothing like Kate McCann though? most of em anyways.

Sorry, I realise I'm being factually incorrect there, she did it so she could get all the attention and make lots of money off book deals, interviews etc... not to save money on food.

*cynical of that attention-whore*

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Well dogs generally have no brains and so wander streets and get caught by the dog wardens. Whereas cats will find their own food and shelter.

Yes Viv, of course I made him disappear. Idiot.

And that's the nicest word I put there, I did think of a few others.

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My boss is an asshole and once again I am getting fucked about by life in general. Even yesterday that prick ruined what was previously the closest thing to what might have been called a nearly-good day I've had in many many months... I don't want to carry on if this is how my life is going to be. Bollocks to it all.

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Are you looking for another job?

Today, I was out in the countryside to see my pooch. It was supposed to rain, but has not.

Really odd experience with doggy. Went to feed it, and it was looking at something beside me ... the only thing is... there was nothing there. The oddest flaming experience. :-/

Plus it also went to look down the path we had come down.... I went round as well... Again, nothing there?!

And (some) peeps say dogs are unintelligent.

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It's more a higher sensory awareness with dogs most of the time, I think. You hear stories about animals like dogs being quiet in an empty house, but then running to the door or perking up mere minutes before owner returns etc... or there was one about an old people's home where this animal (not sure if it was dog or cat) would go and lay down in a room next to certain people in there, and the next night they'd die (morbid I know)...

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See this is what freaked me out. The thought that I may die... i was wondering if I had the "angel of death" beside me, or something. I woke up this morning to "444" followers on twitter. The "444" is a biblical thing for an angel beside you. I have been scared all day actually.

Mind u, 444 is in a positive, not a negative way. Except in China, where 444 = die, die, die.

It was DEFINITELY looking at something I could not see, and the owners weren't there. I thought, for a second, they were looking for it, but they weren't. It looked at me oddly too actually.

Proper scared me that when I passed its home a second time, it would not come for any more food, and it always does. :-( *

* maybe it had eaten DarkAngel's cat !! :hahaha:

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not sure if it was dog or cat) would go and lay down in a room next to certain people in there, and the next night they'd die (morbid I know)...

Yeh, that was a case out in America some time back.... I remember reading about that. think it was on moyles.net actually - ages ago, ya know.

They can smell Cancer in people. So scary. They are so smart.

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