Summer on Radio 1

[Mike]

CrazyTown - Butterfly on Moyles' Show!

Gonna sing along really loudly, then get some socks on, finish me bru and go to the house of doom to pick up results.

[Jono]

I quite like the story from Newton Faulkner's local newspaper.

His name is actually Sam Newton Faulkner and he first started work at Fanny's Farm Shop in Merstham. Ah the immaturity

http://icsurreyonline.icnetwork.co.uk/0100news/reigate/tm_headline=sam-takes-the-church-hall-route-to-reach-star-status&method=full&objectid=19673231&siteid=50101-name_page.html

[Kelly]

But...Battenburg? :confused:

I'll be here later, but not until about quart to five, since I've got an appointment at the college. Fingers crossed!

[Jono]

Paul Lang and the hoover. A Casualty episode coming soon to your TV. Scott did say once he wanted a spin-off like Torchwood, with the anagram of Paul Lang being "Anal Plug".

Tim Henman's just confirmed he's retiring next month. Breaking News. Swoosh.

[hannahisgreat]

I'm trying to blow up an inflatable chair, but it's not working while they're playing clips of Captain Dan the Dwarf. oh dear, that was fun

[Riz]

Something very odd has happened to the your views threads. :confused:

Hi all. A man picking glue off his bits its not what i want to hear.

[Jono]

I read in yesterday's newspaper that sales of that make of hoover have gone up like 100% since that story that your wanger can grow that big through swelling. There was a quote from Amazon purely saying it was "incredible". Nice effort from the press office.

[Grace]

Sales of what? Hoovers?

[Riz]

Does it really work Jono? Im sure you tried.

Im having terrible sugar cravings atm. Ive ate the house dry of chocolate, and i dont even like chocolate.

[Jono]

Sales of what? Hoovers?

Hoovers. Read the post! Ah, I lied. The sales went up 400%

"SALES of the vacuum cleaner a circus dwarf got his willy stuck in swelled 400 PER CENT since our story yesterday.

Dopey Dan Blackner, 42, of Nottingham, had to be freed by nurses after accidentally gluing his privates to the red Henry cleaner for his act.

But his plight led to a surge in demand for the vac on Amazon, making it a best-seller. The website called it “incredible”. "

[Jono]

I remember Homer Simpson calling Argos being my favourite call.

[Riz]

Ive never liked these celebrity calls. I cant understand how they find people to stay on the phone.

[Grace]

Hoovers. Read the post! Ah, I lied. The sales went up 400%"

It didn't say that a second ago, I swear.

I'm not really too aware of what's going on, I might go to sleep for a bit.

[Jono]

Ive never liked these celebrity calls. I cant understand how they find people to stay on the phone.

Spoil sort. They were quite good back in the day before Scott branched out into different prank calls.

[DC]

is there any gold worth clipping out? i have every show from this week so far. we should have a scott mills gold thread i think.

[Riz]

Perhaps.

I would kill for a sleep right now. Im not dealing with these early mornings well at all.

There was another outbreak of foot and mouth today, and now their being allowed to export meat? Hmmm.

[Jono]

Have already compiled a list on the website DC -

http://www.unofficialmills.co.uk/sound/scottgold_august.php

But think we need to clip out the celebrity calls from yesterday (5.15, 6.15) and today's celebrity calls. As far as I know we didn't have them.

[Jono]

I'd like to hear that call involving the girl who threw away the football tickets. Go on, you know you want to. OFCOM loved it!

[DC]

i dont remember recording laura as a man? or was that the jesus one? i think we do need the jesus one becuase that was before the forum was around if i am right. i'll have a look at sorting those celeb calls out now.

[DC]

I'd like to hear that call involving the girl who threw away the football tickets. Go on, you know you want to. OFCOM loved it!

where is the one with 'ollie! what the f*ck is going on!?' that was a classic, they should rip the clip off of here with the swearing still in.

[Mike]

DC M'nizzle, Can you send that Ida Corr track please fo shizzle?

I'm quite hyper today.

[Jono]

i dont remember recording laura as a man?

We clipped it when they did a best of just before Christmas 2005. It's online with Chappers giving some commentary beforehand.

[Riz]

Im sure Chappers goes through a lot more suffering for sex than any other man.

Have they played the one with Laura in the mens toilets with the aftershave and what not? I liked that. Or Scott in the supermarket chatting up that girl.

[DC]

DC M'nizzle, Can you send that Ida Corr track please fo shizzle?

I'm quite hyper today.

just give me a chance to fire up the decks and i'll rip it.

[Grace]

I've never heard this before, but this is hilarious.