Eurovision 2024

[ezmo]

and foolish me thought you were gona be nice

just like chinese fried rice, and fish slice

however no, you are not capeable

and you are making this site inescapable!

good luck in your exam tomorrow

have you got a brain i can burrow?

[Fish Heads]

Since this has died

I have frequently cried

[Jono]

I think you've lied

[Fish Heads]

You are wrong,

Now i'm off to play pong

[Jono]

I prefer ping pong,

Whilst listening to a bit of Pete Tong

[demonhorse]

I agree with Jono

I think he's mostly right

excuse me but I'm getting a little sick

of this poetry s**te...

[Fish Heads]

Then don't post in it anymore,

You little post wh*re

[demonhorse]

post 150!

this is nifty

im actually liking this thread now

but i'll leave with a bow

I think this thread is getting better

Fish Heads here seems to be a trend setter

[Fish Heads]

Hurray for demonhorse,

To get 200 posts, he is well on course

[Laurie]

I think that people are absurdly obsessed,

putting their rhyming skills to the test.

Well i guess it does pass some time,

when you're sitting at a desk

thinking of a rhyme.

I don't think this business is exactly for me,

methinks I'll go find something that's my cup of tea.

But nevertheless enjoy you're fun,

i guess it's better than "staring down a loaded gun" (in the words of Gerard Way)

Laurie xx

[Guest MarkChapman]

hh

[Fish Heads]

Chappers - that doesn't rhyme

Whatever the time

[Mr_Quincy]

im back from holiday

i wish i was still away

but now im back

so cut me some slack

ive had some great fun

out in the cretan sun

sex on the beach

suntan out of reach

you should see my bodie

im a right hottie

[Jono]

i had my prom last night,

i thought it was going to be sh*te,

but everyone was in the mood,

and everything was good apart from the food

[Jono]

Why oh why,

Has this topic had to die?

This was so cool,

It reminded me of poetry at school

[huckerby6]

I do not share in Jono's sadness

For me the end of poetry brings gladness

Poems at school were a waste of time

I'd rather play games online

[DC]

Poetry is just not right

Id rather fall from some great height

Or mabie listen to Steve Wright

But then both are s**te

[philbabb]

Dont get me started on steve wright,

He is a load of S***E

Dont listen to radio 2,

To be frankly its a big pile of poo

[huckerby6]

Ive only heard Steve Wright once out when in the car

Driving to play hockey in essex, the journey was quite far

i found the background cheering frankly quite weird

wudnt surprise me if mr wright had a beard

[Jono]

Really my friend?

His voice drives me around the bend,

I heard him in the dentist and he bored me,

I'd rather watch golf on the TV

[DC]

Avert thy eyes

The only good DJ on R2

I thought i just might

turn on Steve Wright

then my ears started to bleed

and i wanted to be freed...

[huckerby6]

Disappointed to see Steve Wright minus a beard

However he does still look a little weird

Golf is fun to play but can't watch it on TV

I'd rather be stung by a swarm of bee(s)

[philbabb]

just look at his tash,

you can tell he's gona be gash,

put on mark and lard,

and i will send a great big card!!

[DC]

Put Mark & Lard on R2 from 1-3

and I would listen to that instead of C & E

As for Mr Wright

Throw him on 2-4am where there is no light.

[philbabb]

whats with all these factoids,

someone diagnois this guy with hemroids,

and his webcam of the day???

there boring as hell i must say!