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I quite like the story from Newton Faulkner's local newspaper.

His name is actually Sam Newton Faulkner and he first started work at Fanny's Farm Shop in Merstham. Ah the immaturity :D

http://icsurreyonline.icnetwork.co.uk/0100news/reigate/tm_headline=sam-takes-the-church-hall-route-to-reach-star-status&method=full&objectid=19673231&siteid=50101-name_page.html

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Paul Lang and the hoover. A Casualty episode coming soon to your TV. Scott did say once he wanted a spin-off like Torchwood, with the anagram of Paul Lang being "Anal Plug".

Tim Henman's just confirmed he's retiring next month. Breaking News. Swoosh.

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I read in yesterday's newspaper that sales of that make of hoover have gone up like 100% since that story that your wanger can grow that big through swelling. There was a quote from Amazon purely saying it was "incredible". Nice effort from the press office.

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Sales of what? Hoovers?

Hoovers. Read the post! Ah, I lied. The sales went up 400%

"SALES of the vacuum cleaner a circus dwarf got his willy stuck in swelled 400 PER CENT since our story yesterday.

Dopey Dan Blackner, 42, of Nottingham, had to be freed by nurses after accidentally gluing his privates to the red Henry cleaner for his act.

But his plight led to a surge in demand for the vac on Amazon, making it a best-seller. The website called it “incredible”. "

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Ive never liked these celebrity calls. I cant understand how they find people to stay on the phone.

Spoil sort. They were quite good back in the day before Scott branched out into different prank calls.

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i dont remember recording laura as a man? or was that the jesus one? i think we do need the jesus one becuase that was before the forum was around if i am right. i'll have a look at sorting those celeb calls out now.

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I'd like to hear that call involving the girl who threw away the football tickets. Go on, you know you want to. OFCOM loved it!

where is the one with 'ollie! what the f*ck is going on!?' that was a classic, they should rip the clip off of here with the swearing still in.

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Im sure Chappers goes through a lot more suffering for sex than any other man.

Have they played the one with Laura in the mens toilets with the aftershave and what not? I liked that. Or Scott in the supermarket chatting up that girl.

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