Capital Summertime Ball 2024

[natalie deakin]

Chappers was furious and angry about the cricket and Laura is overly concerned about Scott’s welfare today. Scott is fine but Laura knows when there is something wrong with him.

Chappers noticed a story on the Daily mirror website. The article is about Scott and Tim Westwood. The headline is ‘DJ in Pimp Plead’ and is about Scott begging Westwood to pimp his car, but got turned down. The photo they used is of Scott dressed as a toy soldier at the Radio1 Christmas party. Scott only asked Westwood once to pimp his car.

For several months his car has been parked in the BBC car park where the important people at the BBC park their cars. The tax has run out on the car and he can’t move it, it won’t pass the M.O.T and can’t get a tax disc for it. A lot of people are angry upstairs because the director general parks his car next to Scott and say it’s an eyesore because of the swear words on the car.

Scott found a website that quite disturbed him. In Wichita in America they have a problem with ladies of the night. Scott thought ladies of the night looked like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman.

<b>More Naked People on the Phone</b>

Laura off of Buckingshire had been naked for 30 minutes and told Scott she planned on being naked for about 45 minutes. Rick off of Grimsby planned on being for 15 – 20 minutes. Scott asked him to do naked star jumps while he was on the phone and he did them.

<b>The Website for Good Looking People</b>

Scott was going to send pictures of the whole team in to the website. He was busy yesterday and only had time to send pictures of Chappers in. The first photo is the last publicity shots that he did Radio 1. The next picture is of Chappers in just his boxer shorts. The last one is of Chappers doing sit-ups in Germany and you can see up his shorts. Now the people on the website are judging him, if he gets an 8 or above, he will be a prospective member. Chappers doesn’t think he will get in. <I>Scott said: ‘Don’t put yourself down, let us do it for you.’</I>

<b>TV Adverts</b>

Scott got sent a video on e-mail. Youtube describe it as the worst advert ever. The advert is for a furniture shop in America and is a bit like the DFS advert. The furniture shop is called Montgomery Flea Market and the man that owns the shop describes it as a ‘mini mall’. The owner sings a sort of rap and lasts for about 2 minutes in the advert.

When Scott worked in Bristol there was a man that used to run a furniture shop called Brian Steel from Half Priced Suites. He appeared on all his adverts and Scott can remember the whole advert. <I>Scott: ‘Hello, I’m Brian Steel from Half Price Suites, fed up with waiting 28 days for delivery for your new suite. Not any longer. Half price suites, simply the cheapest.’</I>

Brian still does his own adverts but has moved on to carpets.

<b>Celebrity Growler</b>

Nobody could guess who the celebrity growler was. Someone was certain it was Deidre Barlow off of Coronation Street. The other guesses were Uma Thurman and Lily Allen.

<b>The Castaway Finalists</b>

The finalists are Alex, Catrine, Lawrence and Rabena. Scott and Laura spoke to them all except Lawrence who wouldn’t answer his phone. Laura pretended she was Becky Thistletw*t from the Castaway Production Office and she spoke to Alex. Scott pretended he was Jeremy Pink from the Castaway Production Office and spoke to Catrine and Rabena. Rabena worked that Jeremy Pink is actually Scott Mills.

<b>Mousetrap Minefield</b>

Scott and Laura are both blindfolded and have to walk across the floor which is booby trapped with mousetraps. Laura went first and got mousetraps on her heel and both of her toes. Scott had his thick socks on and Laura spinned him around. One mousetrap got stuck to his toe. He shuffled some out of the way and trod on three one after the other. Chappers couldn’t have a go because of medical problems.

Jo Whiley agreed to have a go at Mousetrap Minefield.