Capital Summertime Ball 2024

[Grace]

jono are you gay

Hahaha, have you not seen his disastrous attempts at flirting with half the girls on here?

[Ema]

Has Scott done anything wrong towards us? Anyone filled the form in?

[John]

*Honestly isnt singing along to this and knows all the words*

Wish my mother would get off the phone cos shes cooking dinner(or meant to be!)

Why don't you do it!? Help mummy out!

[Jono]

"I was rushing to get the train" - So Scott was speeding as well?

[Grace]

Haha oh Jesus, I'll be watching out when I go out and about in Southampton for Scott ramming into small children.

[John]

Love-Bites usually appear on council estate folk usually seen on Jeremy Kyle

[Ema]

Hahaha, have you not seen his disastrous attempts at flirting with half the girls on here?

Hahaha, yes, thats a good point to consider.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/scottmills/feature_mynameisscott.shtml

Im sat here giggling at that picture like a silly little girl, someone shut me up before I start coughing.

[Jono]

One work experience teacher in Science spent a whole lesson telling us how to give hicquis a few years back. It's no wonder I did crap in Science at GCSE.

Ah, there's something very romantic about sucking on someone's skin and having the taste of their perfume in their mouth...

[Jono]

WHY would you have this on your kneck?

WHO would be proud of that?!

[*becky*93]

looks almost like ring worm

[John]

I remember kids at school who couldnt get a girlfriend/boyfriend using vacuum cleaners to give themselves love bites.

[Jono]

Imagine if this was for Jo Whiley. The Natalie Imbruglia story and the kid in Burger King thing.

[Grace]

My brother attacked me with a hoover once, and yes it looked very much like a love bite.

[John]

I remember kids at school who couldnt get a girlfriend/boyfriend using vacuum cleaners to give themselves love bites.

That was posted BEFORE Scott mentioned. By seconds

[Jono]

I Predict A Riot

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[Jono]

I like this explanation for why people do it...

"Some people just can't stop themselves... Those possessive types may use love bites as a mark of possession to show everyone else you are taken. If they can't trust you to tell people yourself, are they worth it?

For others it is a show of affection, and the receivers are quite happy to show off to their mates that they are getting some. However this usually stops at 13 and so if your mates are still flaunting them you may suspect that the hoover did it. Just a thought. "

http://www.thesite.org/sexandrelationships/havingsex/styles/lovebites

[Ema]

Hiqcuys or however its spelt, I mean eurgh who would dare?

Ohh my Dads home, mabye dinner will speed up a little faster before my stomach explodes with hungerness.

[*becky*93]

i wouldnt give a love bite

[Jono]

I say get yourself a dummy if you need to do that.

[Ema]

I say get yourself a dummy if you need to do that.

Hahaha, yes indeed, mabye ill tell the chavs at school that when they next complain that they have one.

[Jono]

I like how some people wear their collars up or wear a scarf. It brings more attention to yourself!

[Ema]

I like how some people wear their collars up or wear a scarf. It brings more attention to yourself!

Haha, Yeah, They cover them up with Scarfs at school.

[Grace]

I've got a friend who constantly has them, it's minging. I made the mistake of telling her she'd bruised herself below her belly button and she was like "oh no, it's a...Andy gave me.." and trailed off. (Andy being her boyfriend). Bleurgh, it left little to the imagination.

Ooh, and the hoover/brother/buise that looked like a hicky incident was on my mouth, so I had what looked like a love bite around my mouth for a week. It just made it look like someone had been kissing me with not a very good aim, and had instead got it on with the area just next to my mouth.

[John]

I remember a Kevin and Perry sketch off've Harry Enfield when Kevin gave himself a love bite using a Vacuum Cleaner

[Ema]

I've got a friend who constantly has them, it's minging. I made the mistake of telling her she'd bruised herself below her belly button and she was like "oh no, it's a...Andy gave me.." and trailed off. (Andy being her boyfriend). Bleurgh, it left little to the imagination.

Thats just disgusting. *Feels sick*