Capital Summertime Ball 2024

[sebdevlin]

Yes but without the horrible meals or indeed uniforms:-p

[Jono]

I bet she'll get sacked for being a Rate My Listener. It's up there with doing FHM and Zoo Magazine :*

There are no hot teachers here. The student teachers though....

Georgina is the sort of person you expect to come out with that stuff. She did say on the interview on here she slept her way to the top, haha...

[MaryMary]

There weren't any hot teachers at my school either, but there were loads who thought they were hot. Embarrasment to themselves......

[Jono]

Ah yes. The teachers who thought they were hot. How cringey. Always had the combs out.

[Behelzebub]

Oh dear GOD. Anything but this.

[Jono]

You're listening to the Scott Mills retirement home show. Reminiscing on the good old days. Join us at 5.00pm as we talk medication, and meals on wheels.

[MaryMary]

What is it?! Please tell me, I am temporarily radio-free!

[sebdevlin]

I suppose i better start making a move home. Chain hang low this sounds awful any way bye for now

[Jono]

Jibbs.

Like music like this? Sod off to 1Xtra. Do they actually play it on 1Xtra?

[Grace]

Jono, I've got the go to bed one.

[Jono]

Ahhh. The apprentice? I thought he meant Michelle. Haha, okay, Chappers just said that.

Yeah I've had my hair cut by an apprentice. It's worse moaning about it! Then they awkwardly have to re-cut it after you've complained.

Why can't Scott cut it himself? He's qualified... or is it just me thinking Steve Strange as an alternative?

[MaryMary]

Jibbs.

Like music like this? Sod off to 1Xtra. Do they actually play it on 1Xtra?

Ok, I am very glad I have no radio right now.

[kitty]

Jono, I've got the go to bed one.

I've got the don't skive PE one- it's pretty good!

In the smoking one he sounds exactly like my Forensics lecturer, right down to the accent! "you is gonna die!"

[Behelzebub]

I've got all of them, mwahahaha.

[Jono]

Westwood... he's so dreamy...

[kitty]

Westwood... he's so dreamy...

Saw him at the Radio 1 weekend- most classic line ever-

"Everyone scream if you like sex!"

Doubt that'd go down well with his new 'role model' image!

[MaryMary]

Isn't the "role model" thing meant to be a joke?

[Gary]

Isn't the "role model" thing meant to be a joke?

Yes

[kitty]

I think Westwood is meant to be a joke generally- he's so white- he looks like my dad!

[Jono]

Not my penis, not my problem.

Sounds like a good phrase for text roulette.

[kitty]

Maybe Scott is looking for a wee gig on 1Xtra...

[Jono]

Maybe Scott is looking for a wee gig on 1Xtra...

What goes on at a wee gig?

Speaking of which these tablets I've just had could cause vomitting and tiredness. Rubbbish!

[Jono]

*counts the time till Grace mentions it's the feeling*

Hmm only three weeks till I see them with The Fray.

[Grace]

Yayayay Rose!

And he pronounced it properly!

[Gary]

I once had to take tablets that caused skin loss.