Greg's time on breakfast

[Serin]

http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/gayometer.html

Dunno if you've already done it or not, but apparently I'm 70% gay. Yay!

Careful! You're not a gay cliche yet, but are well on your way. Bet all the girlie girls just adore you!

[demonhorse]

20% which is apparently "too straight for this day and age!"

[John]

I am 43% gay

[Andy B]

Send this to Scott someone, PLEASE!

Oh and 23% Gay. Got the fright of my life when it was calculating my score, thought the screen loading page was my results and it just kept going up and up to 100%...then it said finished loading and I calmed down.

[jembie]

Well there you go...Of course I always knew it ;-)

[demonhorse]

Send this to Scott someone, PLEASE!

Oh and 23% Gay. Got the fright of my life when it was calculating my score, thought the screen loading page was my results and it just kept going up and up to 100%...then it said finished loading and I calmed down.

ah yeah I thought that too.

[Serin]

I was disappointed with my score

[Andy B]

I was disappointed with my score

Not high enough?:shock: :*

[demonhorse]

Not high enough?:shock: :*

no not for him... ooh hes such a perfectionist *lisps*

[Serin]

Well you guys said you were scared when the meter was edging closer to 100%, but I was getting excited, until the link to get your actual results appeared

[Jono]

Jono is 40% gay... Losen up my straight mate! These days women like a man with some softer edges to grab on to!

[demonhorse]

Jono is 40% gay... Losen up my straight mate! These days women like a man with some softer edges to grab on to!

I prefer to give em something hard, but each to their own.

[Andy B]

Jono is 40% gay... Losen up my straight mate! These days women like a man with some softer edges to grab on to!

I've got plenty of edges to grab onto. That's just cos I don't go to the gym much though.

[Serin]

You boys are all so manly aren't you?

[demonhorse]

I sent this to a guy I was chatting to on MSN, seems he's the only 16% gay in his village.

[Andy B]

I think some questions they need on there are

Before you put on your pants do you...

A) Iron them

Sniff them

Your idea of a romantic geusture is

A) Flowers, wine and chocolate for no reason

Going out of the room to fart

[Serin]

I love the question: 'When you were young, did you prefer being a) The Cowboy or The Indian'

[Andy B]

Yeah, didn't get that one, is there a correct answer. I figured it was better to be the Cowboy 'cos you got a gun.

[Serin]

I was always the Indian, so there you go

[jembie]

For the girls it is did you prefer being the Doctor or the nurse...I said Nurse as I was always the Nurse ;-)

[Andy B]

Doctor is too manly, too much control and no-one likes a butch lesbian. Give me a lipstick lesbian any day ending in a Y

[Lucinda]

I am apparently 60% gay - "congratulations! you've scored right in the middle and are a happy and well adjusted hetero babe!"

[DC]

due to the fact that women wont bother with me unless i go out fighting people for no reason. then i am happy with that.

[Andy B]

Well that's simple, go out and fight people then. Preferably people smaller and weaker than you so you win. Or even better, somone slightly bigger than you so you get cut and bruised so she takes pitty on you.

Lyndon??????

[Geezer7348]

Jono is 40% gay... Losen up my straight mate! These days women like a man with some softer edges to grab on to!

Does that mean your almost ready to swing both ways then Jono?