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there once was a young lad from norfolk called jono. one day jono was sat at his pc whilst listening to radio 1.

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"wow" exclaimed jono, "this camp guy from southampton is quite funny" as jono was at his computer he decided to search using a search engine via the internet for a fan site for the disk jockey mr scott mills...

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but all jono could find was some rubbish websites containing some porn (whatever that is). jono was not best pleased...

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jono flew into a tantrum and smashed up what objects he had lying around in his room....

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his mother was not happy that he broke the tv. she told him to make his own website. she also told him to stop being a naughty little boy and give her back her massive lipstick he had used to smash his telly with. (yes its obviously a lipstick, duh!)

part 2 coming soon....

RRROOOAAARRR!!!!

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Part two.....

After smashing up his entire room, jono had to go into the centre of norwich and buy a new pc and other essential items for his new website.....

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jono and his crew of identical friends went in and asked the sales assistant what was the best pc? "i need a new pc that i can fit on my tractor and is good enough to let me make my new scott mills website" said jono to the sales assistant. "sure" said the poindexter behind the counter. "here is a fine packard bell pc that is only £999, over priced by at least £500, but it includes this rubbish printer and some useless software that lets you manage your finances" jono was shocked. he didnt have this kind of coinage lying around, he only had enough for 2 gallons of petrol for his tractor and a mars bar. he decided he was going to have to sell the tractor in order to buy the pc. he put his tractor in auto trader and a man called terry wogan came to have a look....

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jono was so concerned that he was ten pence short that he didnt even question why terry wogan was so massive. anyway he went home to see if he could borrow 10p from his mummy...

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at last jono had the £999 so he went back to pc world and purchased the pc that he needed to start his epic voyage into the world of scott mills websites....

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to be continued.....

RRROOOAAARRR!!!!

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Part 3.....

Jono got home and began work on his scott mills website. it was such a good website that it proved to be very popular. it attracted other mills fans such as

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also some other random people came along.

one day everyone decided to text into scott mills to see if we could get a mention. scott was annoyed at all the texts so he mentioned the website in hope that it would stop all of his demented fans from texting and emailing him.....

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and all the geeks were delighted!....

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to be continued.....

RRROOOAAARRR!!!!

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