Capital Summertime Ball 2024

[Jono]

try dating a private detective! birthdays would be rubbish he'd know!

Eurgh, that'd just annoy me. They would know EVERYTHING.

[KingTutsWWH]

I imagine illusionists and magicians etc would get annoying too. Someone like Derren Brown or David Blaine. No wonder Paul McKenna is single!

They'd keep on disappearing!

[Grace]

I've found a whole new realm of laziness - talking to my mum, who's in the next room, on msn.

[Jono]

Edith's time for an award will come one day.

That's rude, Scott brought Sean Kingston to the UK.

[axania]

I've found a whole new realm of laziness - talking to my mum, who's in the next room, on msn.

My old housemate and I used to do that a lot.

One time she phoned me from her room when I was in the kitchen to make her some tea.

[Jono]

Yeah all university students living together would rather ask on MSN than just go next door.

[Monitorabbit]

My old housemate and I used to do that a lot.

One time she phoned me from her room when I was in the kitchen to make her some tea.

My daughter msns and texts me from upstairs.

[Jono]

One time she phoned me from her room when I was in the kitchen to make her some tea.

That's alright if you're ill or in bed and can't be bothered to move.

[Jono]

I'm all tired out now, lost the motivation to think of things to say!

Someone should put sticky labels all over Greg's studio.

[popbitcher]

poor scott! can't forget the ladies bras either

[Jono]

Oh he got a LAFTA though. Remember, the doctor says laughter is the best medicine, not music. Take that Zane!

[cuddlytoy]

Jono has never seen a bond film? i love bond!

[Danishgirl]

I'm off now to get myself some yogurt - I'm really hungry (as always).

See you tomorrow

[Danishgirl]

Jono has never seen a bond film? i love bond!

No - and neither have I.

[axania]

That's alright if you're ill or in bed and can't be bothered to move.

She was neither of those........

The msn thing was more convience as we'd be online at the same time either working or procrastinating.

Sorry had to send an email, and forgot about my reply whoops.

[Monitorabbit]

Leather of course - Top Gun??!! Oh no - please not with the Tom Cruise

[Jono]

I wonder how much Scott paid for that leather jacket, he's been wearing it everyday and everywhere. He must be trying to get his money worth.

Bye all! Zane sounds like he's had a stroooooke.

[Danishgirl]

I haven't gone yet. Just wanted to say that I really like this song

[Monitorabbit]

Scott's 100 times better looking than Cruise and he's not lurking in Narnia with a sci-fi based "religion" for company :evil:

I love Zane but comparing Scott to that **** was out of order

[Jono]

There's a police helicopter circling my house and I'm alone. I'm scared!

[KingTutsWWH]

There's a police helicopter circling my house and I'm alone. I'm scared!

Why the guilty conscience Jono? Been feeding your parents anti-freeze?

Problem is, once you've got them into the chest freezer in the garage, they won't - freeze, that is.

[axania]

Bye everyone.

Ooooooo Jono guilty conscience eh?

[Jono]

It's probably James Bond coming to get me

Edit: Turns out the bank down the road has been broken into. That's alright then...

[Jono]

Ooh there's a new Derren Brown show on this Friday. They want to see if people can accurately predict a horse racing result again and again. I think they should see what Scott can do.

Must be another slow day for news. Peter Andre says he thought his wife's boobs were too big at first, Philip Schofield is one of the top secret sex symbols, and Russell Brand has peed into a cup whilst in his Radio 2 studio.

[Jono]

Afternoooooooon. Blimey, it's mid-week already. I miss the days when that was significant, but it doesn't really excite me as it's the start of my working week for me!