Summer on Radio 1

[Jono]

Oh dear young Philbabb,

Do you not realise Radio 2 is fab,

I listen to Steve Wright every day,

He's much better than that DJ that is gay

[DC]

Oh Jono you are worse than Gazebo

For bringing up topics that are so old

I think sometimes you have bird flu

If you keep this up i will ban you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Serin]

Conceived in the mind of young Jono Read

Whilst dressed in his favourite garb called tweed

Was a website of hi-jinks, laughs and thrills

Dedicated to a celebrity by the name of Scott Mills

In its critical acclaim and continued fruition

A forum was added for discussion and derision

Fun, frollicks and delight did thrive

In an era they relished: June '05

But it did not last and soon the forum was denounced as infantile and polite

Poor Jono could not contend nor dispute the fact that they were right

Gathering his senses, Jono set out to revamp

The once great website dedicated to the King of Anti-Camp

And so dear friends, the truth is revealed

But don't fret and keep your eyes peeled!

A new look is on its way to return to its height

A website nobody refers to as 'The Mills Fansite'

[Jono]

Dear Serin, you have too much time on your hands,

Why not collect stamps or join some bands?

If you really want the golden era back from Unofficial Mills,

Visit your local chemist and ask for several boxes of pills

[Lucinda]

Serin, that's a quality bit of rhyme

I'm sure I could write better if I had the time

When I first read it I felt thrills

Learning the history of Unofficial Mills

This is an old topic now revived

I'm glad because otherwise I'd have been deprived

Of the talent of the forum lot

But sadly I've got writer's block

This little poem is going swifly downhill

I seem to be somewhat lacking in skill

So I will end it now and lead this thread

Before someone contrives to have me dead.

[Serin]

Jono Read you smell of wee

Mocking you fills me with glee

Stop with your divine intervention

And I'll tell Scott to give you a mention

[DC]

Lets all watch some fights

Thats the way i spent last night.

[Serin]

Why does 'How was your day?' have 10,000 views?

Don't people have better threads to peruse?

[Jono]

I for one think this topic is rather dead,

So use those brains and change the thread,

Perhaps some limericks for a bit of class,

Do what I say or I'll pop a cap in ya ass

[Serin]

If you think this thread is dead

You are somewhat wrong in the head

It is back for good to maintain laughter

After all, that is what you are after!

[DC]

Back to the golden era we shall go

and i will be here to help it flow

no more "lol" and "omg crack yay!"

now the big boys are back to play

[Jono]

DC by that did you mean Rick Waller?

And shut up, no way am I going to stop saying Crack is Wack, Holler!

[John]

I for one find this thread to be quite nice

I think it adds a bit of spice

It is neither crude or vulgar afterall

So please, Jono Reed, don't let this topic fall

[Serin]

We have more poets yet to write

So please reveal yourselves tonight

By writing an engrossing rhyme

It only takes a little time...

[Serin]

Who wants to write a limerick?

I would, but I'm a little thick

Have a go and don't be shy

Go on, give it a try

And remember to be comedic!

[Lucinda]

I thought I might give it a try

Although you might perhaps ask why

Soon I'll go back to school

Cos I'm really that cool

I hope this isn't so bad it makes you cry.

[Viv]

"Two roads diverged in a wood,

And I, I took the one less travelled by,

And that has made all the difference...." (beautiful words by a real poet.)

[Jono]

Viv, that's cheating!

Now let's send her to Scott Mills who will make her sing like Ronan Keating

[Viv]

Pls. send me to Mills, and I can whisper the poem into his big ears.

[Jono]

We're going to ruin your topics now,

Cos you ruined ours,

Pow, pow, pow (etc)

[Viv]

you always ruin them.... it will be just like any other day (ha ha)

[Viv]

Here's a great one:

"Bye for the noo,

From this wee moo"...

[Viv]

"I'm left here, standing on my head,

I think it's time, I went to bed" :biggrin: