Producer Amy moving to Radio 1 Breakfast

[Jono]

My friends cried over Andy when he was knocked out in X Factor. HE'S A BLOODY BIN MAN! Who cares.

See now loads of people were like that at Will Young, and Westlife in Norfolk. They were all forced to see them. But then there was Status Quo, and blimey, everyone wanted to go there!

[Kay]

jono is that like you and your little chris gig?

[Jono]

No, but I'm dragging Barney along. But it'll be jokey, it'll be fun!

That sounded like a strange TV show, Nikki up against her ex Pete. Then I realised I think they're talking awards...?

Morning Ema

[Jono]

I don't think it's the fact they can't find any one to go with...

It sounds more like no one can be arsed to part that amount of money to see him live.

[Ema]

Morning Ema

Hii

I have been here for 10 minutes haha

Im off in a mo though,just came on here to "use the plug under my desk for my straighteners" uh huh

[Jono]

I know that, but you weren't saying much!

Sod the 10 o'clock bus, it means I'll have to be up at 9. Which doesn't work. So I'll get the 11 and embrace for a telling off for being late.

I reckon they should get Georgina to make some calls tomorrow... she sounds like she'd get on well with Willy Stroker

[Ema]

I know that, but you weren't saying much!

Sod the 10 o'clock bus, it means I'll have to be up at 9. Which doesn't work. So I'll get the 11 and embrace for a telling off for being late.

I reckon they should get Georgina to make some calls tomorrow... she sounds like she'd get on well with Willy Stroker

Because Ive just got out of bley bed and am half asleep..

I had the weirdest dream last night really..:doubt:

[Kay]

yes i have work soon. you ok ema darling?

[Jono]

I'm having a lot of dreams recently. I usually go through periods where I don't know if I've dreamt or I haven't dreamt. Now all the dreams are well weird and rememberable.

[Ema]

yes i have work soon. you ok ema darling?

I should be actually gone now but but It can wait.

Im not bad,in a bit of a tiz and I need to sort some stuff out with some people.

Itunes is taking ages to load *kicks computer*

I actually better dash or ill be late too xx

[Ema]

I'm having a lot of dreams recently. I usually go through periods where I don't know if I've dreamt or I haven't dreamt. Now all the dreams are well weird and rememberable.

You didnt dream you were working with Vernon Kay on the radio had your friends interupting in the studio making loads of noise and then ended up in the middle of no-where in Scotland(that was after coming out of a weird supermarket which was really small)

[Kay]

bye bye!

[Jono]

I was just thinking of Vernon Kay for some reason. I think it's 'cos of Kay.

It's way too early.

I have Wednesday off, and Friday off. And then it's half term. Hurrah.

[Jono]

Janet Street Porter, is that you?

[ben d wanger]

i was forced to see imogen heap with the missus the other day. i've never felt so depressed.

[Lucinda]

Morning everyone. I just woke up and I feel ill because the drunk people woke me up at 12:30, 1, 1:30, 2 and 2:30am by yelling "where's my keys?" and kicking the doors and then later on arguing amongst themselves. I feel rough this morning, and I've been having weird dreams. But I'm here ready for Laura's Diary!

[Jono]

What do you actually do at these gigs? Just get your lighter out for three hours, swaying it in the air?

Hi there Lucinda...

[ben d wanger]

it's like pantomines. they're the worst. shut up. i'm a scrooge. i don't want to be here. etc.

[Lucinda]

"Now playing: Foxy Lady by J Hendrix" haha.

More random additions to the Sayers family?!

[Jono]

Ralph Little and Baby David. It's all happening

[Lucinda]

At lunchtime I *will* be listening again to the first hour of the show!

Oh my god.. Laura used to smoke! :shock:

"I don't think anyone appreciates how hard it is being me" - emo Laura...

[Jono]

Laura's Diary - THE PANTOMINE

Starring Daddy, the top hat wearing cigar smoker. The girl with the mushroom tatoo. Raif, the one who can't pronounce his own name, and FoxMary.

Touring the UK from November 27th.

Oh my god.. Laura used to smoke! :shock:

Yeah thank god she kicked that habit...

[ben d wanger]

another brilliant laura's diary there. is it me, or is daddy becoming the star of this show?

[Jono]

It's like Corrie. Everyone tunes in just for Norris. I watched so many soaps last night! It was great having Scott off. Double Hollyoaks, Double Corrie, Eastenders...!

[Jono]

"It's fair to say your dad looks like David Blunkett"

Hahaha, put it bluntly Scott. I'm now thinking he walks around with a dog.