Capital Summertime Ball 2024

[Viv]

Arran Brewery (who are a beer place) are looking for extras for an ad about to be filmed - November 16th - 19th 2011.

If you are interested at all and can get to the ayrshire Island of Arran, please inform @arranbrewery on Twitter, desperately looking for peeps.

PAYMENT will be in BEER, rather than CASH.

www.twitter.com/arranbrewery

[MrDoovdeHaxorz]

Dammit... if only one of the breweries of Burton-on-Trent which I most definitely CAN easily get to (I know this because I had an ex there) were doing similar. Free samples on brewery tours are just not as good as this.

[Viv]

This is your chance to be a shining star in an actual ADVERT!! who knows who make spot your face !! *

* you could wind up next to Florence at an event in the future !!

[cxx666]

Its also worth pointing out that when anyone arrives on the island, the locals WILL be standing at the pier with torches and rocks ready to sacrafice any mainlanders who dare to set foot off the "giant mechanical whale"

[Viv]

:hahaha: how true

btw, I was wondering why I had the number 10 written on my leg this morning, then I remembered it is the cost of hiring a bike on the island for 4 hours.

[cxx666]

The only thing I can suggest is that should anyone ever have any desires to visit the island, they should use the boat at the north pier, less locals gather there so there is a better chance of survival

[MrDoovdeHaxorz]

Its also worth pointing out that when anyone arrives on the island, the locals WILL be standing at the pier with torches and rocks ready to sacrafice any mainlanders who dare to set foot off the "giant mechanical whale"

and how about people who swim there? :hahaha: :genius:

[Viv]

there is only one place you CAN get off, cxx 666

I can picture lots of peeps lying drunk at the ferry terminal and being refused access off the Island

[MrDoovdeHaxorz]

The only thing I can suggest is that should anyone ever have any desires to visit the island, they should use the boat at the north pier, less locals gather there so there is a better chance of survival

Is that the one by the big tree in the corner?

[cxx666]

there is only one place you CAN get off, cxx 666

Incorrect Viv

There is the pier in Brodick where the big mechanical whale goes, but there is also a small slipway at Lochranza(?) where a little one goes, although I think that might only be a seasonal one.

[cxx666]

and how about people who swim there? :hahaha: :genius:

They have harpoon guns to deal with people who attempt to get in unnoticed

[MrDoovdeHaxorz]

Don't worry, I have a cunning plan to disguise myself as either a whale or some driftwood... whichever's easier. Baldrick would be proud

[Viv]

You could disguise yourself as Louise Mench, someone who dares to have an opinion.

[MrDoovdeHaxorz]

You could disguise yourself as Louise Mench, someone who dares to have an opinion.

Um she was the one trying to stifle someone else's opinion re Maggie Thatcher this morning actually... and she doesn't have her own opinions, just those fed to her by her Tory masters.

and psst, it's MENSCH, with an S. The woman you tweeted this morning had nothing to do with the Torybot.

[Viv]

and psst, it's MENSCH, with an S. The woman you tweeted this morning had nothing to do with the Torybot.

Oh no, someone is gonna think I am some nutter.

Mind you, with your carry on on twitter towards Mensch, I will have a lot to live up to

[MrDoovdeHaxorz]

You didn't see her bullying of someone, basically demanding they be hanged for daring to not like Thatcher...