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17th May to 21st May 2010


Andy Mac

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Isn't the most important part of the show where you suck up? Not the results...

"What an amazing show tonight guys! Well done! We love you here in Britain. Before we start can I just say you look all great in HD tonight!"

"Can we have the votes please?"

(20 second delay)

"Yeah sure..."

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Israel? Oh Iceland, close...

Here's the best joke for Eurovision. Take the piss out of Iceland, everyone will sympathise! Customer: 'Waiter there is volcanic ash in my soup', Waiter: 'I know it's a no-fly zone!'

I wonder if he gets to choose the back drop. They should blatantly go all out and choose an exciting back drop. And get Beccy to stand behind waving flags.

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