Next Radio 1 boss

[Bexy]

Haha, "German or something like that...."

Now, this song I like. Much better.

[Danishgirl]

Haha, "German or something like that...."

Haha, I know that sounds a bit strange. But she was in a German music show thingy, and she spoke German. She might be Swiss or Austrian but it sounded like she was German.

[Danishgirl]

"You are such a popular pudding"

Haha

[Jono]

It's worrying when someone goes on Flirt Divert and uses your mum's name. Makes you cringe just a bit more.

It's the equivalent for Scott of someone leaving a message on Flirt Divert for Sandra.

[popbitcher]

more annoying chav dance music. why is radio 1 playing so much of it?

[Monitorabbit]

Zane

[Jono]

It's good to have him back 'on board'.

You're on board with little willy!

[Danishgirl]

Haha, this impression is really good

I'm off. See you tomorrow!

[Jono]

Hello then... 'tis another day, who shall be joining me today?

[Danishgirl]

I'll be joining you! How are you today?

[Jono]

I'll be joining you! How are you today?

I'm alright I guess, just considering changing one of my university choices, but not sure what to.

[Jono]

I hope it's no one like Mr Methane today. Breakfast was fine, but I don't want him putting me off my tea.

[Danishgirl]

I hope it's no one like Mr Methane today. Breakfast was fine, but I don't want him putting me off my tea.

Mr Methane? Who's that?

[Jono]

A man who farts along to the tune of music.

Urgh, I'm not happy with being compare to Uncle Wilko yesterday.

[Danishgirl]

A man who farts along to the tune of music.

Eeew, that's disgusting!

[Jono]

I'd love it to be Sharon Osbourne. But I'm guessing it's a contestant. Judging by yesterday's 'celebrity' it'll probably be even less known that Chico.

[Jono]

Oh god, is it Brian Friedman or Paula Abdul off of one episode of X Factor.

[Grace]

Please let it be Shayne Ward, he's so sexy it makes me want to cry.

[Behelzebub]

Urgh, you can do better than him Grace..........

[Jono]

Yay, sorted the university stuff. I can give the show full attention.

'Sean-a Paul and Blue Cantrell!' You might joke about Asda FM playing it, but worryingly they play it in Budgens. One of the old dears I work with said "ooh, this is good, it's got a good beat to it". After she'd just said she had gone out to get a 60s CD that day.

The poor woman is probably deluded in to believing she's missing out on a lot. Imagine that, telling the woman she's missing out on a music phenomenon. "I best have an operation then!" She must be gutted now she's heard his work.

[popbitcher]

i bet it is gareth gates coming in to talk dancing on ice

[Jono]

i bet it is gareth gates coming in to talk dancing on ice

He did Pop Idol instead didn't he? It could be Dermot, doing a bit of favour after BB:CH.

'Hi Scott, I collapse when I hear Scooter, please don't play me the logical song, whatever you do, don't play it'

[Jono]

That said my friend did collapse when we were rehearsing christmas carols at song once. That'd be a bit annoying if it was popular songs like that. Christmas would be a bummer.

How about something like you collapse when the Nokia song is played or the tune to EastEnders or something.

[popbitcher]

i collapse when i hear the brand new cheesy song on radio 1. i think thats tiredness though

[Jono]

Breaking News! Puff Daddy/P Diddy/P/Diddy wants a name change.

"P Diddy has revealed that he wants to be known as Sean John in the future.

The rapper - real name Sean Combs - changed his stage name from Puff Daddy to P Diddy in August 2005.

He later dropped the P and became Diddy, but is still widely referred to as P Diddy in the UK and New Zealand. "

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a86818/p-diddy-wants-fourth-name-change.html