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25/04/2007 - Tuesday


Riz

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<b>Chopper, Laura and sex noises</b>

Afters Chappers' grunting in the "Livestock Lounge" and Laura's squealing in "Shoot an Apple Off Laura's Head", Scott thought it would be funny to do a bit of a mash up of them both. Obviously to hear Laura and Chappers being scared and the same time, and to imply no innuendo whatsoever.

<b>Mrs Mills and the Obscene Man</b>

Scott was out with his Mum at the weekend in Southampton getting some lunch, spending some valuable mother and son time. As his mum was driving along, some guy pulled out in front of her and totally cut her off. Being the nervous driver that she is, she slams on the brakes and beeps her horn, and quite rightly so. This man though, was not impressed. He stops the car and gets out, charging right up to her window. He begins to shout such rude words at her, a right potty-mouth! Scott, being the macho, brute of a man he is, sits back and lets his mum take it all. Whilst this may seem quite wimp-ish, Scott has other plans. He notices the rude man has a for sale sign on his car with his mobile number, so Scott quickly jots it down and is considering calling him up.

Later on the show, Scott decides its time he got his own back on the man. He calls him up and explains the situation. He then demands an apology from the man to his mum for saying the things he did. But more obscenities from the man followed, surprisingly enough. No apology, but something tells me Scott hasnt let this guy away quite yet.

<b>Shoot an Apple off (Lauras) Head </b>

Chappers' new game involves an apple, Scott, laura and a paintball gun. Sounds quite dangerous? Well it is, since its Scott with the gun. Yorkie (experienced paintball guy) places the apple on Lauras head as Scott starts to aim. Whoops! He got her in the leg, i reckon that was just a shot for good luck. He lets rip with the paintball gun and its sounds like total carnage from this end. heavy breathing and loud screams are followed by Laura, and the perv in you will know exactly what it sounds like.

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