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[natalie deakin]

<b>Scott was backstage at The Brit Awards</b>

Scott was really really excited about The Brit Awards even thought he’s been about 5 times. This year Scott and Chappers weren’t nearly invited because last year Chappers got chucked out and Katie Melua said some things about Scott. He also managed to blab an artist’s pass and he went to the artist’s area and it was all red and very well lit and Scott looked brilliant. Scott and Chappers were in a sound proof room, the room smelt of puke and Scott nearly got hit by a piece of scenery. Chappers showed he knows about women’s shoes and wanted Edith to ask Corinne Bailey Rae about her shoes.

Scott found out he had to sit at a table with the girls from Wags Boutique and didn’t know what to talk about at the table. Chappers said they would probably talk about make up, spray tan, dental work and white wine. He had to sit with the Wags because he got bumped off of the Radio 1 table. Chappers told Scott that one of the Wags has a 6 feet wide picture of her breasts above her bed. Scott got really excited. Scott was going to miss the dinner because it was served at 6.15 and he’s on air till 7.00.

Edith got to The Brits by going on a taxi bike. She went to the toilets to put her makeup on and nearly tripped over Jake Shears’ feet. So if he has a limp it’s Edith’s fault. Edith had to wear special pants underneath her dress. There like the pants Sienna Miller wore. Edith left her other pants on the cubicle floor of the women’s toilets. Chappers thought it might be a good idea to sell them on e-bay. Laura was on the red carpet with Edith.

Scott kept doing his Russell Brand impression and saying ‘you swine’. He tried to find out which ones Russell Brand has or hasn’t had by asking everyone backstage at The Brits. Russell hasn’t had George off of Newsbeat. Gary off of Snow Patrol has had sex with Russell Brand twice in the same night or maybe three times.

The Brit Awards were live for the first time in 18 years. Chappers said its taken 18 years to get over what happened in 1989. Scott found the clip and he can’t say how he found it. In 1989 it was presented by Samantha Fox off of boobs and Mike Fleetwood off of Fleetwood Mac. And it wasn’t the best live show.

Jo Whiley said she knew it was Scott straight away when he did his Russell Brand impression yesterday when he rang her. Scott made another call this time to Dermot O’ Leary. Dermot knew it wasn’t Russell Brand on the phone and worked out it was Scott. Yesterday Scott left Dermot a message pretending to be Russell and Dermot rang Russell back. Dermot thought the impression was fantastic.

Scott and Chappers got to talk to Steven Tyler and played him a clip of Girls Aloud vs. Sugababes – Walk This Way. Steven said it’s not about liking it it’s for charity. So maybe he didn’t like their version. Russell has had Steven twice.

Joss Stone stormed passed Edith like a spoilt brat, Joss then said b***h live on air several times. She didn’t know who Russell Brand was and said s**t while still on air.

Noel Gallagher kind of hinted that Justin Timberlake and Artic Monkeys have won awards.