Capital Summertime Ball 2024

[Emma]

Alrigggght Treacle?! This is my first review (yay!) so please bear with me! :-) Anyhoo, hope you've all had an ace day...so on with the review!

Kicking off the show today, we had 'A Bad Dream' by Keane. A wise choice might I say. Anyway, on with the good stuff!

<b>Laura... (Toilet Troubles)</b>

As we all know, Laura can't 'do a number two', and so has gone without one for a running total of 5 days....at the moment, Chappers is out of the SweepStake, however, Scott predicts that the 'ball will roll' (so to speak, Emma..) sometime tomorrow! George has placed a bet that it will occur at 12:25 on Friday (I think..)! Laura has said that it feels 'uncomfortable', and before speaking to Dr Mark she was afraid it'd come out of her mouth...eww.

<b>Scott's Pad...</b>

As on yesterday's show, listeners got to find out that Scott's house is pretty bare, and Laura would like to decorate it. She wants a globe drinks cabinet, which apparently is 'bronze in colour but looks plastic.' Later on in 'Your Call', a listener revealed that you can get the whole Solar System as a drinks cabinet. Chappers commented on how Scott would need Mercury (I do believe...) to house all of his wine. Laura, however, thinks that the whole cabinet idea is 'cool.' Laura Sayers...the next Linda Barker? You decide.

<B>You've Been Busted...</b>

Now, we haven't had one of these in a while, now have we?! A girl called Katie phoned up Scott with the following dilemma. She had to upload some pictures onto her dads computer (I think...), because her mum couldn't do it. While she was doing this favour, she stumbled upon a folder entitled: 'Private'. So, she decided to look in it. What she discovered in the folder was 11 various pictures of Myleene Klass off of Hear'Say fame. Myleene was sporting the white bikini that she did whilst she was in 2006' 'I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here!'. These pictures belonged to her father, 51 year old Douglas. So, to really embarass him, Scott enlisted the help of IT worker Jason, aka Chappers, to call him at work. 'Jason' calls up Douglas and says that he has conducted a random elcetronic sweep of all laptops and computers, searching for spyware and viruses, etc. He tells Douglas that the sweep has picked up some 'indecent images' on his laptop, leaving Douglas responding with these limited phrases: 'You can't have done.' 'You must have got the wrong person.' 'It's a mistake..' and so on.

So, Chappers interogates: 'Do you have a problem with porn?' And he then goes on to describe that the woman in the picture has a shocked look on her face, wearing a white bikini, under a waterfall. 'Jason' says this is 'indecent', while Douglas replies: 'Not really.'

So then Jason calls the Head of IT, and puts Douglas on hold (while the tune is a strange version of Robbie's 'Rock DJ!'). The Head of IT (Myleene) asks Douglas what Myleene would think because he has the pictures. He isn't sure, so she says: 'Myleene would think he's a very bad man!'. She then reveals her true self, and Scott comes on the line, to say he's been Busted. Douglas, strangely, says: 'Thanks You', even though he has just been shamed in front of the nation.

<b>Text Roulette...</b>

Following on from yesterdays 'I Love You' saga, Scott decided to come up with a new message, this being: 'I Can See You'. Again, many people tried it, resulting in many people receiving it whilst getting changed in clothes stores, or even to people in the shower, jumping out to cover themselves up, because they are a bit scared...as you would be.

I ended up sending it to my mum. But I received it off of my nanna...

<b>The Honesty Game...</b>

Traditionally played every Tuesday with Scott, Chopper and Colin, these were a selection of the questions asked today.

'Which of the Radio 1 Team have you seen naked?'

Chappers replies: 'Spoony, Colin (there was someone else, I don't remember who it was...) but that was when we did Soccer Six.'

'What is the weirdest number in your phone book?'

Chopper: 'Demi Moore.'

Laura chirps up: 'Ben Fogle, David Dickinson, Alistair Griffin and Jodie Marsh.'

<b>Your Call...</b>

Very studenty types calling tonight, with some good tunes as normal, kicking off with: 'This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race' - Fallout Boy, and wrapping up the show with 'Chelsea Dagger' - The Fratellis.

That's all folks! You can wake up now! And remember you can download the Podcast or the best clips!

Emma xx