Capital Summertime Ball 2024

[natalie deakin]

<b>Alright Treacle?! It's actual Wednesday...</b>

<b>Afternoon Banter!</b>

Scott has done another hard days work last night as you would of seen last night on Celebrity Scissorhands. Chappers saw the first one but missed last nights because he was watching the football. Scott was also watching the football but lost interest before the match finished. Marcus off of Cardiff rang up to say that Scott is cutting his hair tomorrow. At the moment Marcus’ hair is short and basic. Scott can cut hair with clippers – maybe he could have a trim. He made a deal with Marcus that he won’t cut much hair off at all along as they both tell Lee (he runs the academy) that he’s happy with it. Marcus gets to meet Scott and not have a bad hair style. I think Chappers is getting a bit jealous because people want to meet Scott.

Steve Strange is still a better hairdresser than Scott. After what they were on about yesterday Scott found something on You Tube. The video is Visage – Fade to Grey off of 1981 and Steve Strange was at least 20 years younger. Chappers watched the video and his reaction ‘that is you’.

<b>Screech off of Saved by the Bell</b>

Screech has made some kind of saucy video which has been doing the rounds and might even get a full release. Yesterday Scott got an e-mail saying ‘Dustin is available for an interview.’ There was a big response from listeners. Today’s the day we get an interview from Screech. Graham off of Southampton rang up to say he saw Screech in a comedy club in San Francisco this year. Screech was performing; he had a beard and massive curly hair. Graham thought he was really really funny.

<b>More Celebrity Scissorhands</b>

Quite a few text in saying they have booked themselves in for a beauty treatment with Scott or they want him to cut there hair. Scott is fine with beauty treatments: he can do a facial, manicure, pedicure and a body wrap.

<b>The K Fed</b>

Paul off of Berry rang up to say that maybe Britney was listening to Scott Mills when he made that comment on The K Fed last week. This is from last week when Scott was on Newsround talking about The K Fed. On Newsround they asked what the experts thought about The K Fed’s rapping.

Scott: ‘I think the chances of The K Fed ever becoming an incredible rap star like Snoop Dogg or Jay-Z are pretty much nil. I would like your viewers to have a look out for Vanilla Ice. This new K Fed record it’s just mighty good.’

Chappers says that’s another couple that Scott has split up. Scott thinks that Britney was watching Newsround and she thought ‘right I’m gonna get rid, Scott Mills said so.’ He says Britney does know that Scott is the UK premier expert on Hip Hop.

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<b>A Car for Sale</b>

Scott is trying to sell his car at the moment; there is still no interest in people wanting to buy it. Chappers and Laura both take the mick out of Scott’s car. Scott doesn’t know anything about cars, he doesn’t care about cars all he wants is something that’s going to get him from A to B, just a run-around. Something terrible has happened to Scott’s car: someone has written on the side of his car in grey graffiti: ‘sh*t mobile 2’, it does make the dent less worse. Stu off of Southampton rang up to say he is after a new car because his car is getting a bit old and knackered and a bit embarrassing. Stu has got a three wheeler Reliant 1984. Scott has a Nissan Micra 1991, there is a big dent in the passenger door and the car radio got nicked. He put a piece of paper in the car window saying ‘car for sale’ the price and his number. Laura asked him what 2000 o.n.o means – it means or nearest offer. Scott had some pictures taken of himself with the car, including one where he’s draped himself across the bonnet of the car. He has had some good times in the car over the years.

<b>Westwood</b>

Westwood wants to do some gigs with Scott. Chappers said he would pay to see it. Scott would go on for an hour then Westwood would go on for an hour and so on. Westwood gave Scott his number and later Friday night Scott got a text message from him. The message said ‘baby good linking you today’. So Scott sent one back saying ‘good linking you to, I’ll be in touch’. Westwood sent one back saying ‘sounds crazy, can’t wait baby.’

<b>The Screech Interview</b>

This is Dustin’s first trip to the UK and he likes it. The saucy video came about when he made up a new game called Pokem. They would put money in a pot and who ever had the most points at the end of the month won the money. They had to record what they had accomplished and the group would review it, they would score points on the different things they did. The saucy video is called Dustin Dirty Sanchez Diamond in Screeched.

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The Screech interview brought back the return of Lloyd. He wanted some advice from Dustin. As usual he wanted to know how to impress women now he is single again. Rob wanted to know if Dustin got on with everybody when filming Saved by the Bell. Dustin got on with everybody and never dated any of the girls in the cast – only the extra girls that were fetched in. Rich wanted to know: what was the weirdest fan mail that Dustin had ever received. One young girl wanted things off him to make a voodoo doll and another girl wanted him to see her pet spider so she posted it to him. When Dustin opened the envelope the spider was just a smush. Dustin sent it back and apologised that the spider never made it to his end alive. He is still friends with all the Saved by the Bell cast.<br><br>