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Things not to do when drunk


Jono

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everyone has been drunk. i cant remember doing anything stupid, although it is highly likley that i have done somthing mad.

i filmed my freind hammered once on my old phone. i still have to get the video to him...

on the grid.

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i have so many stories i could tell, oh the shame :|

This weekend i ended up in a hotel room @ 3am trying to check in with a bloke i know - i was paranoid, so i said we had to make up a story so it looked kosher - i'm sure the porter knew what we were up to ;)

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I've only ever been REALLY drunk once or twice so there aren't that many great stories. I learnt the Las Ketchup dance while I was drunk and I still remember it now!

I remember my Mum screaming one Sunday morning. I came belting down the stairs to see a news report about someone stealing hanging baskets from an award winning local garden estate and my Mum covered in compost. Apparently, my Dad had been out the night before, stolen the baskets and dumped them in the back garden. He then went to bed, but not before strategically placing one over the kitchen door so that anyone who opened it would be showered with flowers. Of course, he forgot about the compost. The hanging baskets are still in the back garden and my parents have since split up, although not due to the compost.

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oh my god i could fill this tread by myself!

remember im alot older than most of you, so ill have many years of drinking on you.

i think the worse was braking my leg. waking up in hospital, wondering where the hell i was, could not get out of bed, had to get my shorts cut off me and i had no knickers on cos id been in sea and forgot to take them to get changed into.....and had to go on a comode for a no2.

(THE SHAME OF THAT)

Still missing mark and lard

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I hate txtin people when you are drunk. I have tried to txt my mate about this girl we worked with slagging her off proper cos she was useless and lazy and I always ended up sorting out her mistakes. Anyway point is her number was next to my mates in my phone and I ended up sending it to the girl I was being nasty about. My God I have had so many drunken moments I could go on forever.:oops:

My favorite was when I got drunk on Creme de menthe and threw up on the pavement, these blokes came past and started saying it was radioactive waste - it was illuminous green. Then my boyfriends mate got p***ed off because they were laughing at me, punched a guy and then got arrested and thrown in the cells for a night. Then I lost my shoes and got a lift home in a Mr Sizzle van. How funny.:biggrin: :biggrin:

PUT AWAY THOSE FIERY BISCUITS!!

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You shouldn't come on forums drunk.... I don't think I would do this, in case I spoke a lot of rubbish.

I've done it lots of times :biggrin:

But you don't usually talk lots of rubbish, because if I was REALLY REALLY drunk, then I wouldn't even bother login in or turning the computer on. I would just rather get more drunk!! :-p

Text messages when drunk are a nightmare. I can't even see them, need to cover one eye to be able to read them properly, I don't ever bother reading them when drunk.

I used to wake up after a nights party and find something like 20 new text messages on my phone, now everyone knows that it would be a better idea to phone if they need to tell me something important, and it is one of these days of the week when I 'might' be drunk.

But if it is REALLY, REALLY important and I sound drunk, you should wait until the morning :biggrin:

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Thats one not to bother doing, coming on forums. I'm an admin on another forum, and i have a habit of deleting threads by accident, or not maintining the high level of integrity that i normally have :P

Whoops!

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Hey Hey, I am the same.

I am very diplomatic most of the time and usually I am good admin and my joint site leader is bad admin so everyone knows when I have had a few as I will actually be posting what I really feel instead of the towing the party line :badgrin:

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