24 Years at the Tap End
Chris Stark's mock autobiography, 24 Years at the Tap End, became one of the Scott Mills show's best-loved recurring features. Each instalment revealed another unlikely chapter from Chris's life, combining childhood memories, embarrassing stories and absurd anecdotes.
Chris’s final sixth-form trip ended with him being sick over the viewing-gallery window as the girls who had abandoned him watched from nearby. [...]
Dappy’s attempt to claim he was playing Bill Gates collapsed when he had to ask who the Microsoft co-founder was. [...]
Chris and his friends attracted an American television crew in royal masks before one of them was forced back from Buckingham Palace at gunpoint. [...]
Dynamo predicted the ace of spades selected by a listener after Beccy failed to impress him with two paper birds on her fingers. [...]
Chris discovered that everybody else had kept their underwear on when a Baywatch song prompted a nightclub stage to derobe. [...]
Anthony Joshua refused to worsen Chris’s boxing bruise but joined Gemma Cairney in soaking him during the final breakfast-show Innuendo Bingo. [...]
Psy told Scott to become his British manager and promised to fly to the UK if Gangnam Style reached number one. [...]
Olympic hockey medallist Georgie Twigg repeatedly sprayed Chris during an Innuendo Bingo dominated by sport, baking and fishing rods. [...]
Olympic boxing champion Luke Campbell punched Chris’s arm on request and left an immediate red mark that became a substantial bruise. [...]
Zac Purchase arrived with two Olympic medals, waterproof Team GB clothing and no intention of going easy on Chris in Innuendo Bingo. [...]