24 Years at the Tap End
Chris Stark's mock autobiography, 24 Years at the Tap End, became one of the Scott Mills show's best-loved recurring features. Each instalment revealed another unlikely chapter from Chris's life, combining childhood memories, embarrassing stories and absurd anecdotes.
Scott admitted that his phone was two minutes slow, so the nightclub where he was DJing celebrated the arrival of 2013 at 00:02. [...]
Scott told Chris he would appear in a West End musical the following night, leaving him convinced that he was about to join Les Misérables. [...]
Chris stepped on his microphone lead at KOKO, disconnected it and missed the one line he had rehearsed all week. [...]
Listeners voted The Perfect Christmas Single the Review Show’s most-loved track after Amelia Lily called it “epic”. [...]
will.i.am called The Perfect Christmas Single “pretty fresh” before suggesting that its chorus needed a strip-club reference. [...]
A DJ misheard Irene’s name and turned Chris’s well-meant Christmas-party dedication into an excruciating dance to Come On Eileen. [...]
Chris’s GCSE French, a packet of Skips and a disposable barbecue unexpectedly earned him a kiss from a visiting French girl. [...]
Amelia Lily protected her pink hair with a shower cap before taking on Chris in her first game of Innuendo Bingo. [...]
Beccy insisted the soundtrack to 24 was ideal seduction music, so she and Chris acted out an entire date to prove it. [...]
Michael Bublé praised Chris’s eccentric festive demo and suggested it could have a chance of reaching Christmas number one. [...]