24 Years at the Tap End
Chris Stark's mock autobiography, 24 Years at the Tap End, became one of the Scott Mills show's best-loved recurring features. Each instalment revealed another unlikely chapter from Chris's life, combining childhood memories, embarrassing stories and absurd anecdotes.
Chris and Scott believed they had secured Jane McDonald until another bidder pushed the Loose Women star beyond their price. [...]
Chris’s attempt to impress German Karen ended when his sausage struck a man on a carnival float directly in the face. [...]
Victoria Beckham received follows from every other Spice Girl but did not follow any of them back. [...]
One listener admitted refusing to speak to her own mother for two days after being made to watch Mrs Brown’s Boys. [...]
Sir Dosser watched Chris recount the night an exotic dancer performed to Madness after somebody selected the wrong jukebox song. [...]
Chris introduced his suspiciously familiar friend Fernando, who kept a precisely timed phone log of everything his girlfriend did wrong. [...]
Unlucky Gary chose an awkward photograph with Jay-Z for the bank card he would now have to produce in every shop. [...]
Chris credited Beccy with helping him secure his first Radio 1 recordings and shaping everything which followed at the Tap End. [...]
Beccy explained that Friday would be her final show after five years, as she chose a new Radio 1 role which would better protect her health. [...]
Chris reached the final 24 for the CBBC series DIY TV after playing “Wonderwall” at his audition and becoming trapped in a toilet for half an hour. [...]