24 Years at the Tap End
Chris Stark's mock autobiography, 24 Years at the Tap End, became one of the Scott Mills show's best-loved recurring features. Each instalment revealed another unlikely chapter from Chris's life, combining childhood memories, embarrassing stories and absurd anecdotes.
Brian Belo’s white trousers became transparent as he, Gemma Cairney and Chris soaked one another throughout Innuendo Bingo. [...]
Rhod Gilbert explained how a deliberately pointless flaming Battenberg tattoo became the subject of his new Fringe show. [...]
Natalie and her friends asked Scott, Beccy and an embarrassed Chris to leave a message on her voicemail after admitting they were devoted Tap End and Innuendo Bingo fans. [...]
Scott knows her as Ri Ri, we know her as Rihanna. Whatever you might call the international popstar, she's on The Scott Mills Show today from 5.15pm.
Rihanna will, no doubt, want to talk about headlining BBC Radio 1's Hackney Weekend on Sunday 24th June.
Also appearing on today's show, the final in the current series of Chris' 24 Years at the Tap End!
Tune in from 4pm to hear the penultimate Scott Mills drivetime show! [...]
Chris explained that he and his friends rejected a perfectly decent Malia hotel because it had too much furniture and not enough young people. [...]
Chris recalled diving head-first into another child on a bouncy castle and being told by her father that she hated him. [...]
Chris admitted that much of his GCSE revision time was spent demolishing an outhouse so his friend’s family could build a conservatory. [...]
Chris recalled a French school trip that ended with almost everyone on the coach surrendering a confiscated nude pen. [...]
Scott had to explain that the lottery draw seen on television was not secretly filmed in Paris before he and David Hasselhoff presented it. [...]
Chris revealed that a school assembly descended into chaos because he thought the line was “trust me, I’m the sunscreen”. [...]