Summer on Radio 1

[Jono]

Afternoon. Scott and Edith are hoping to go on 'Ready Steady Cook!'. Chappers was fascinated by Radio 1's new cake club. Scott thinks cake making, is the new cake clubbing.

What do Queen Victoria, Lord Nelson, King Kenyu, Charles Dickens, and Scott Mills all have in common? It's nothing to do with one glove, they don't have Nazi outfits, or a Prince Albert. These are all people who make Hamsphire famous around the world. But it seems they're not really from Hampshire. They just seem to have passed the place, but are part of a list created by The Echo newspaper in Southampton. I mean take Lord Nelson for example. He's off of Norfolk, hence why it's Nelson's County.

Innuendo Bingo is back on. Edith seems to have a very interesting relationship with her doctor. She just needed a solution for her hayfever, but for some reason wanted her to lift her skirt up and bend over.

The final of the Glastonbury wedding competition is back on today. Jo Whiley has brought a few friends along to make the preparations for the big day. Mika's organising the hen night, James from the Klaxons is organising the drinks, The Enemy is the stag party organiser, Lily Allen is doing the dress, Colin Murray is the best man. And James Morrison is doing the singing, and Mark Ronson is doing the disco. Many listeners seemed dead exciting about the lesbian couple being in the studio. Scott and Chappers had another budget quiz entitled 'How Well Do You Know Your Partner?' Some interesting answers from both couples, and then a Glastonbury Shuffle to see how well they knew their music? But who came out on top (so to speak)? The lesbians of course. But some people weren't taking this lying down. They were not happy that the loved up ones didn't win.

So what does Scott do? Something described by a listener as "genuinely nice". He sent the other couple to Glastonbury too, after many calls. Even a "Jules" texted Scott's phone about it, but Scott wasn't sure which Jules this might be. Judge Jules? No Juliette from the sport back in the day. Will's sister called in and said once they've been to Glastonbury the family are going to arrange a real wedding for them.

Finally, Scott went to the Die Hard première last night. On the way out he was let out of the door by Bruce Willis, who was standing by the door waiting for his car to leave.