Greg's time on breakfast

[*becky*93]

we will have to tell hannah about all this!

[Kelly]

Thing is, why didn't you just wrap a towel round your waist? Surely it's not *that* far to the toilet?

[Jono]

Thing is, why didn't you just wrap a towel round your waist? Surely it's not *that* far to the toilet?

That's effort. And for me, peeing in the sink is less embarrassing than your mum or sister seeing your wanger.

[Kelly]

That's effort. And for me, peeing in the sink is less embarrassing than your mum or sister seeing your wanger.

That's what the towel's for!

Do we get some swing action soon then?

[Jono]

Did Chappers shake his hands with any one after having that poo on the train?

That's what the towel's for!

But then you get the urine on the towel! That's worse, people dry their face with that!

[Kelly]

But then you get the urine on the towel!

I give up.

Wait, WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT CIGARETTES?!

[*becky*93]

we wont win even against one boy

[Jono]

The legal age to buy cigarettes goes up to 18 in October in Scotland, England and Wales.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/news/newsbeat/070605_smoking.shtml

[Kelly]

we wont win even against one boy

I know, we're a bit crap.

Hellogoodbye! I still love this song!

[Kelly]

The legal age to buy cigarettes goes up to 18 in October in Scotland, England and Wales.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/news/newsbeat/070605_smoking.shtml

YES! That doesn't affect me!

:woo: :woo: :woo:

[Jono]

I thought Elise had given up on this 'yay for hellogoodbye' stuff, but no, she still has to text me with that.

[*becky*93]

but kelly scotland has just joined it wont be long before ireland follows

[Grace]

But then you get the urine on the towel! That's worse, people dry their face with that!

I think Kelly meant that you cover your manhood with a towel and go to the toilet, not pee into a towel.

[Kelly]

but kelly scotland has just joined it wont be long before ireland follows

I will be so annoyed if they do. I've waited years to be able to buy them myself. I'm turning 16 in just over a month, and what do they do?!

[Jono]

I think Kelly meant that you cover your manhood with a towel and go to the toilet, not pee into a towel.

I know that, but then you've got to take it off, it's all so much hassle! We're not like you girls. Solution to everything with you is wrap things in towels and wait 40 minutes, like your hair. That's why we don't take so long in the shower.

Who broke Webcam 2. Own up!

[*becky*93]

did scott not wee himself in a taxi once

[Jono]

I will be so annoyed if they do. I've waited years to be able to buy them myself. I'm turning 16 in just over a month, and what do they do?!

Not being funny, but I think that's the idea...

[Kelly]

I know that, but then you've got to take it off, it's all so much hassle! We're not like you girls. Solution to everything with you is wrap things in towels and wait 40 minutes, like your hair. That's why we don't take so long in the shower.

Hang on, I can be in and out of the shower in ten minutes, less if I don't wash my hair.

[Kelly]

Not being funny, but I think that's the idea...

I know, but still. :cry:

[Jono]

Hang on, I can be in and out of the shower in ten minutes, less if I don't wash my hair.

You're not a normal girl then!

[*becky*93]

are you saying she is a man

[Grace]

We're not like you girls. Solution to everything with you is wrap things in towels and wait 40 minutes, like your hair.

Oh how I wish that was true.

[Kelly]

You're not a normal girl then!

:shock: Just because I fancy James May, and watch a motoring program religiously does not make me a...oh, wait. You could be onto something there.

[Jono]

Anyway, least we don't do ridiculous things like Paula Radcliffe. Peeing on the pavement. Seriously.

[Grace]

You're not a normal girl then!

Oi! The same goes for me, if I'm in a rush I can do everything in 4 minutes, although I normally choose to spend a good 25 minutes in the shower.