Capital Summertime Ball 2024

[Jono]

Goood actual mornin', it's Easter Monday and Chappers was confused today as everything was turned off at Radio 1 today. It was nicely explained by Letitita - 'pure madness from 7am till 10am'. To kick off the show Scott Mills had the new hot multi-lingual mix of Avril Lavigne's Girlfriend. It even shows up on your freeview and online 'now playing' feature. It's certainly brought back memories of A Level Mandarin.

And Zane has a hot new Arctic Monkeys announcement tonight. Now it's not that they hate Radio 1, that's last week, but he could end up doing a celebrity deathmatch with them. Chopper thinks they're splitting up. Also on Radio 1 there's been some good innuendo bingo this week, there was a lot of sausage talk this weekend. Notable highlights comes from Sara Cox, Pete Tong and Vernon Kay.

What's funny about Bolton? It's been a while since that podcast trail was first played, but why does he started shouting Bolton in the middle of the trail?

Plenty of people listening this morning includes a person ready to flip some burgers at a carboot sale. Chappers couldn't think of anything worse. Listeners were then on to Scott claiming carboots are cool! And because of the bank holiday, there was more from the Scott Mills vault, including clips of Maggie Secker and Sue Marchant from BBC Radio Norfolk, the French hotel call, and the Wimbledon girls from last summer.

It's also been announced that Phil and Ian from Eastenders will be having a huge James Bond style dual to settle their long term feud. It's even going to be filmed at Pinewood Studios.

Martin e-mailed in today to ask for advice. Is he a sap? He's started an easter egg hunt for his new girlfriend Alice. He's hidden eggs all around York, and this girl has to find them. But Scott has decided, why let the eggs go to waste, and wants some listeners to join in the fun! Is Martin just trying to keep Alice happy whilst he spends the day in the pub?

Finally, Mutya Buena is this week's Record of the Week with 'Real Girl'.