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07/03/2007 - Wednesday


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Scott is considering giving up exercise because everywhere hurts after he went for a run yesterday.

<b>The Florist Game Is Back</b>

About six months ago somebody e-mailed Scott to say that the florist he called up refused to put what he wanted to say on the card, because it was too rude. Scott embarked upon a mission to see what you can or can’t get away with and what they will or won’t put on the card with the flowers. This time Scott rang a florist in New York, the message was for Jo Whiley and it said, ‘I have your cat, do not call the police or the pussy gets it. Leave $100 in a bag in Washington Square. I will trim some hairs from your pussy and will send them to you as proof if you like. If you ever want to stroke your pussy again do what I say. Love Al Say Shon.

Someone in New York got in touch with the show saying ‘no way would any florist in the Chelsea neighbourhood never say no to anything you have to write on the card.’

<b> Scott’s New Favourite TV Show</b>

Scott says the programme is first class. The show is on ITV2 and its called Australian Princess, where girls who aren’t very lady like get a chance to be a real princess. The winner gets a tiara worth over $42,000 and its there’s to keep. Paul Burrell (he was Princess Diana’s butler) is in charge of teaching the girls how to be a princess.

Someone got in touch with the show to say that Paul Burrell has got his own wine out called ‘The Royal Butler Wine Collection. Scott said does he have no shame.

<b>Luck with the Ladies</b>

Scott doesn’t have much luck with the ladies but now he thinks he’s found the perfect woman. He got an e-mail from a Russian girl called Katrina who is waiting for a visa to come over to England. This is where Scott comes in. Katrina wants to come over here to find a man and Scott could be her choice. So he wired £10,000 to her account and she arrives tonight.

Kerry off of Lincoln rang up to say that she got that e-mail as well from Katrina. Dan rang up to say that he got that e-mail as and he replied back and she blew him off.

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