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[Jono]

Let's play Wheel of Fortune!

Damn wrong show...

[Guest JJ]

The Hoff sounds like some sort of potential dance move.

Hi peeps!

[Jono]

How's tricks?

[Kelly]

That'd have been great! I showed my Mum the video today and she actually went out and bought it! So that's it bought twice in my house.

Loving the new avatar Serin!

[Geezer7348]

Good actual afternoon... hope I'm in a better mood today!

I've decided I dislike sarcastic girls, I can't decide whether they like me or not.

And I've been told I'm getting weirder by the day.

I got sent this from Eva not long ago, its a Sarcasm quiz, I came out trumps on it :razz:

http://www.blogthings.com/howsarcasticareyouquiz/

[Jono]

Is Chappers back from his dos day for Channel 5?

I got sent this from Eva not long ago, its a Sarcasm quiz, I came out trumps on it :razz:

http://www.blogthings.com/howsarcasticareyouquiz/

I'm really sarcastic with people I don't know well. But this girl I was speaking to today, I wasn't sure if she was being sarcastic as a response or just generally actually hating me.

"I hate you"

But then she was smiling and everything... so it was like 'eh, I give up'

[Serin]

I love you Jono. That's sarcasm.

[Guest JJ]

Any one seen those weird American adverts for five?

"Nothing great ever comes out of America"

"Who says nothing great comes out of America"

SHUT UP!

[Jono]

I love you Jono. That's sarcasm.

Well I actually kicked this girl, haha. I'm such a hit with the ladies... I had a dead leg and then it spasmed so I kicked her.

I can't believe I did it.

[Geezer7348]

But this girl I was speaking to today, I wasn't sure if she was being sarcastic as a response or just generally actually hating me.

"I hate you"

But then she was smiling and everything... so it was like 'eh, I give up'

There's your first mistake, NEVER try and understand how the female mind works, scientists still havent figured it out yet

[Kelly]

Any one seen those weird American adverts for five?

"Nothing great ever comes out of America"

"Who says nothing great comes out of America"

SHUT UP!

I think they're brilliant!

[Serin]

Scott has a weird voice on FM stereo. It sounds wobbly.

[demonhorse]

There's your first mistake, NEVER try and understand how the female mind works, scientists still havent figured it out yet

but only because it's only blokes that have tried :-p

[Jono]

Oh yeah, and I'm still the most likely to be gay in a few years time. Should I be happy with that?

Hmmm, if Scott wants to talk about Norfolk today, that'd be great. I'm too lazy to research something for my column so if he wants to slag it off for an hour that'd be good.

[Kelly]

Why does he keep playing "Get In"? He did it a few times yesterday too. :???:

[Jono]

Why does he keep playing "Get In"? He did it a few times yesterday too. :???:

Why not.

And what's this about another Hoff day that Moyles is on about.

[Geezer7348]

C'mon people, do your bit, Buy the Hoff single and get Scott a part in Hoff the musical! :razz:

[Jono]

Oh c'mon who doesn't want a bit of The Hoff? It could be like moon rock. You can all have a slice of it.

[Geezer7348]

Scott should have got a large vehicle with huge amps drive around London playing "Jump in my car" to encourage people to buy it, perhaps with Laura on the megaphone

[Guest JJ]

Laura. Legend. Why doesn't she say she's his girlfriend or something?

[Kelly]

We have it twice now!

Poor Laura. Does no-one realise that she has a book coming out?

[Dj78]

Why do all girls want gay friends? What's that about. And I was told today if I came out tomorrow or sometime soon it'd be no surprise. What do I say to that?!

I would be very suprised!

[Jono]

Yeah if I was Laura I'd say I was part of the video and that they should buy the single, and she'll sign it.

Toot Toot!

[Serin]

'All my friends said you were brilliant on the tv last night'. Wow.

[demonhorse]

Oh c'mon who doesn't want a bit of The Hoff? It could be like moon rock. You can all have a slice of it.

I'll have the bit of his fro above his right ear.