Capital Summertime Ball 2024

[Jono]

Good afternoon, it’s Monday, and we’re kicking off with the first of the troublesome trio of guests this week.

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<i>David Walliams - Do you think he'll mention Sport Relief?</I></center>

Last week you raised loads of money for Sport Relief, so David Walliams promised to come in to the studio and be Scott's biatch for an hour or two. He's swimming the Channel Tunnel for Sport Relief. There's a 1 in 10 chance of him actually doing it, it depends on if he gets some good wind. Remember to text "David" plus the number of minutes you think he'll remain in the water, to 82125. You have the chance to win Little Britain Tour tickets, or win a part in the Christmas special show.

Chappers was back on the air from the Australia and Italy game. Well, kind of. Walliams, just like Scott, has no interest in football, and really didn't care about the game.

<I>David: "You think it's over and then they do it again... we had one of these world cups 4 years ago... we established who the best team in the world is... now stop it!"</I>

The score at the start of the show was a "nail biting" 0-0. Everyone at Radio 1 loves football, apart from Scott. But thankfully Lloyd is here to help him out, but Scott wasn't overly interested in Lloyd's jokes or poetry, as today he was playing with the big boys.

<I>Lloyd: "Who do you think will win?"

Scott: "Hmmm… I quite fancy Argentina"

David: "But that's for other reasons"</I>

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<i>The shot was taken just before Lloyd did his Beckham vomit act</I></center>

David wanted to know why Beckham threw up after scoring the only goal of the match. Lloyd didn't know, so David asked Lloyd if he throws up when he gets excited. Lloyd simply answered with an unenthusiastic 'no'. Today they took Lloyd out of lessons so he could interview Paris Hilton. You’ll be able to hear the Lloyd’s small bit in the interview tomorrow. When Scott spoke to her today there were at least 12 people entouraging for her.

<i>David: "That's bigger than mine"

Scott: "How big's yours?"

David: "9 or 10"</I>

She didn't even know what they all do. Scott probably has that problem too.

Anyway, enough of the talk about tomorrow’s guests today was all about David Walliams. The first caller to Walliam's biatch service was some guy wanting David to do a Sebastian style voice whilst talking to Scott. The second wanted him to introduce a Vanilla Ice record as Andy off of Lou and Andy. Scott refused to play Vanilla Ice, so got him to introduce this week's <b>Record of the Week</b> - 'Happiness' by Orson instead. Another caller, Debbie, wanted David to run down the Top 5 in the style of Little Britain's Anne. The show has also decided as part of their on-going support for David, Laura will be following him all the way across the Channel on a boat, possibly sucking a murray mint and in a bikini. Or so he wishes.

Also during the show Scott paid £250 for a quick bit of Linda off of Little Britain action.

<i>Walliams as Linda: "Yeah I’ve got Scott Mills here… You know the one, Radio 1, plays a lot of Pet Shop Boys… That's right, the Wooly Woofter"</I>

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<i>David Walliams comforts Scott - pining for the loss of Chappers...</I></center>

After an hour and a half they called it a day, and Scott thanked David for coming in.

<I>David: "I might just acknowledge you a bit more if I see you in the street some time"</I>

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<b>I'm soooo cold!</b>

After David had left, Scott had more e-mails about Nikki off of Big Brother. One girl had seen the task last night and could see the similarities between Nikki and Frank Spencer. Cue another mention about our look-alike on the website. There was another chance to hear that mash-up of Nikki, and don’t forget the celebrity call from last week which will be on the podcast until tonight when it'll be replaced by the David Walliams interview. Log on to Radio 1 online to subscribe to Scott's podcast.

<b>On the other side...</b>

Finally, Laura has a new money making idea, which is a service for people who have lost someone. She wants to get her mate Keith, a medium, to contact the person on the other side (heaven, not Radio 2), and they will send the loved one a text. Keith will do it on their behalf, and then everyone can get over their loss. Imagine Auntie Ethel sending a message saying she's okay, followed by "lol" and "luv ya". I think it needs a bit of work, but you might want to copyright it before Derek Acorah steals it. Laura still also firmly believes Shep off of One Night With Laura will be on Big Brother in the second house, we'll find out on Friday. Will he end up having Lea as an alternative?

<b>Final Thoughts</b>

David Walliams seemed a bit strange at first, but Scott and David seemed to get on well, and the two are more a like than you'd first think. A good show, and a nice little mention to add to it. If you liked today's show, why not tell us on the forum.

Tomorrow Scott's got highlights of the Paris Hilton interview.