Capital Summertime Ball 2024

[Jono]

<P>Say what you like about the breakfast show jingles, we think they're great, and to prove that, we've included some of the lyrics to the jingles from the past two years.

<b>July 2004</b>

<i>"Nemone, Dave Pearce and Wes were in the frame,

But they were all too busy, and all get paid the same,

Scott's a lot cheaper, just fifty quid a day,

And were you aware that's he actually...(pause)...very talented,

The Chris Moyles Show with Scott Mills ‘cos Chris is on Holiday… National Radio 1..."

"Chris is on vacation, he's been replaced by Scott,

You'll know his name already cos he fills every slot,

Don't try those other stations, you'll know you'll just get bored,

If Chris Moyles is the saviour then Scott Mills is the lord,

The Chris Moyles Show with Scott Mills ‘cos Chris is on Holiday… National Radio 1..."

"His name is Scott Mills and he hosts Reverse-a-Word,

He's not like Chris Moyles, now that would be absurd,

When he's on the telly, he looks really orange,

And now this song's messed up cos nothing rhymes with orange,

The Chris Moyles Show with Scott Mills ‘cos Chris is on Holiday… National Radio 1..."

"He looks like Gary Lucy, the bloke in Footballers Wives,

He knows nothing about football, but likes the players thighs,

Chris is on holidays, he's somewhere hot and sunny,

Don't worry though cos Scott's here and he's just about as funny,

The Chris Moyles Show with Scott Mills ‘cos Chris is on Holiday… National Radio 1..."</i>

<b>April 2005</b>

<i>"Chris Moyles works very hard, he does ten hours a day,

We tell him to go home, but in the office he will stay,

He never shows and goes, that would really suck,

But now he's on holiday, he doesn't show much interest...

The Chris Moyles Show, National Radio 1..."

"Good morning from Scott and his production team,

We're all well slept an washed and smelling nice and clean,

It's just gone 8 o'clock so please get out of bed,

It's early so I know this song will get stuck in your head.

The Chris Moyles Show, National Radio 1..."

"Welcome everybody to The Chris Moyles Show,

But there's no Chris today as you may already know,

He's gone away on holiday, which he does quite a lot,

It's all gonna be okay though 'cos instead we've got Scott

The Chris Moyles Show with Scott Mills ‘cos Chris is on Holiday… National Radio 1..."

"He's been on television, in a show with Yvette Fielding,

He was on most haunted and they couldn’t stop him screaming,

Scott's a TV veteran; he's done lots and lots,

Now we think its time he was back on Top of the Pops.

The Chris Moyles Show with Scott Mills ‘cos Chris is on Holiday… National Radio 1..."

“We’re off for the weekend, to have lots of fun,

Hopefully the weather’s good and we’ll all catch some sun,

Scott’s on his travels, he’s off to Blackpool Pier,

And were you aware that he’s actually………… very talented!

The Chris Moyles Show with Scott Mills ‘cos Chris is on Holiday… National Radio 1...”

"Happy Monday to you all, We're all a little tired,

But we'll all buck up our ideas or else we might get fired,

We all went to Blackpool, and astray we were led,

But we'll finish at 10, so Scott can go back to bed

The Chris Moyles Show, with Scott Mills 'cos Chris is on holiday... National Radio 1"

"We are all exhausted but oh what fun we had,

Now we're back in London and we're a little sad,

Blackpool was great, we all had lots of fun,

Even though Scott wouldn't go on the big one.

The Chris Moyles Show, with Scott Mills 'cos Chris is on holiday... National Radio 1"</i>

<b>July 2005</b>

<i>"Happy Monday to you people, it’s Scott Mills in for Chris,

He sends all his love and a great big hug and kiss,

The good thing when he's not here, we have to confess,

With Moylesy away, the breakfast bill is less,

The Chris Moyles Show with Scott Mills ‘cos Chris is on Holiday… National Radio 1..."

"Hello to the UK from your DJ Scott Mills,

Moylesy is off again so in jumps Scott to fill,

Mr all inclusive, Chris has gone away,

You know he really loves the all-you-can-eat buffet.

The Chris Moyles Show with Scott Mills ‘cos Chris is on Holiday… National Radio 1..."

"Scott and Chappers get up early when Chris is away,

They love early mornings, or at least that's what they say,

Actually, to be fair, it's all going to be fine,

'Cos it's not long until the both of them can have a glass of wine,

The Chris Moyles Show with Scott Mills ‘cos Chris is on Holiday… National Radio 1..."

"Scott's the right man for this show, we hope that you will agree,

We almost had Spoony, but he's got a massive fee,

Scott is just like Chris, except a bit more thin...

Goooood Mornin'...

The Chris Moyles Show, National Radio 1..."

"It's summer in the UK, but we're all going to Spain,

We hope that it's nice and hot, and we leave behind the rain,

Chappers has his hat on, he's coming out to play,

Our case is pack, we're all set, and we'll be there on Friday,

The Chris Moyles Show with Scott Mills ‘cos Chris is on Holiday… National Radio 1..."

"We went to Stansted yesterday to catch a big jet plane,

We’ve gone on our travels, off to sunny Spain,

We’re not at Radio One today, we’re at Magaluff,

And were you aware that Scott’s actually… very talented,

The Chris Moyles Show with Scott Mills in Majorca… National Radio 1..."

"Goooood Mornin’ to the UK, from our sunny pool,

We’re drinking lots of water, and trying to keep cool,

We’re live from Magaluff, and getting nice and brown,

And keeping Scott away from the sea, so he doesn’t drown,

The Chris Moyles Show with Scott Mills in Majorca… National Radio 1..."

"Scott’s not feeling great, ‘cos last night he had some wine,

Another bottle seemed a good idea at the time,

But that doesn’t matter ‘cos today’s going to be a great day,

Why? ... It’s only bley Friday!

The Chris Moyles Show with Scott Mills in Majorca… National Radio 1..."</i>

<b>October 2005</b>

<i>"Summer is behind us, Winter's drawing in,

It's warm under the duvet; don't let the cold air in,

Now it's time to rise and shine, and get up from your pit,

Brush your teeth and comb your hair and may be have a shhhh.. ower,

The Chris Moyles Show with Scott Mills ‘cos Chris is on Holiday… National Radio 1..."

"Hello from Scott Mills, and his production team,

Hello if you're online logged on to the live stream,

Hello if you're tuned in your car or shower,

Now here's what's coming up, in the next half an hour,

The Chris Moyles Show with Scott Mills ‘cos Chris is on Holiday… National Radio 1..."

"Tired, shattered, exhausted, whatever you want to say,

That's not why we're here, we're bright everyday,

Why would we be tired? Anyone would think,

That last night Scott had a little too much to drink,

The Chris Moyles Show with Scott Mills ‘cos Chris is on Holiday… National Radio 1..."

"It's been a very busy show today, not long left to go,

At ten o'clock on Radio 1 will be time for Jo,

Whiley who is lovely, oh what a beautiful sight,

Only two songs left until Carpark Price is Right,

The Chris Moyles Show with Scott Mills ‘cos Chris is on Holiday… National Radio 1..."

"October time is here, and we're back on Chris' show,

Your host is Scott Mills, if he's new to you hello,

Don't be surprised if he sounds quite awake,

Because he loves early mornings like Chris Moyles loves cake,

The Chris Moyles Show with Scott Mills ‘cos Chris is on Holiday… National Radio 1..."

"Bacon, sausage, egg, fried egg, mushrooms, and beans,

That's what we're all eating, here behind the scenes,

It's amazing how Scott and Chappers still look quite thin,

When they eat so much crap, each and every morning,

The Chris Moyles Show with Scott Mills ‘cos Chris is on Holiday… National Radio 1..."</i>

<B>April 2006</b>

<i>"It's 9.30am and we're here to make you smile,

Scott and the team will be here for a while,

Scott loves this time of day, to play his hit selection,

But Chappers still looks half asleep with his big... sausage sandwich,

The Chris Moyles Show with Scott Mills ‘cos Chris is on Holiday… International Radio 1..."

"Waxing your chest, combing your hair, even shaving your legs,

Cooking up a breakfast of sausage and fried eggs,

We wonder what you're doing, while we're singing this song,

Driving, working, brushing your teeth or maybe washing your schlong,

The Chris Moyles Show with Scott Mills ‘cos Chris is on Holiday… International Radio 1..."

"Scott Mills is on the Chris Moyles Show this bright and cheery morn,

He loves to get up early, around the crack of dawn,

Why oh why oh why oh why, is Chris not here today?

You and I both know that he's f**ked off on holiday,

The Chris Moyles Show with Scott Mills ‘cos Chris is on Holiday… International Radio 1..."

"At last it's British Summer Time, outside it's really bright,

It's great unless you drank some cheap white wine last night,

Scott Mills did just that, he over did it a bit,

And now he'll pay the price, as he looks as rough as... Chris Moyles,

The Chris Moyles Show with Scott Mills ‘cos Chris is on Holiday… International Radio 1..."

"The winner's name was Gareth, there was something there we liked,

He's gone and won a chance to be with Laura for one night,

We met Gareth in Cardiff, where it's always bloody raining,

He's just like that Pete Doherty, apart from he's more entertaining,

The Chris Moyles Show with Scott Mills ‘cos Chris is on Holiday… International Radio 1..."

"We've been on our big tour bus, we traveled all last week,

We drank some wine, we ate some crap, we did not get much sleep,

Now we're back on mornings, we really cannot wait,

'Cos finally we will send Laura, on her perfect date,

The Chris Moyles Show with Scott Mills ‘cos Chris is on Holiday… International Radio 1..."</I></P>