Tag: Bamboleo Wednesday
Lynette became unavailable for the first time in a year because she was socialising with neighbours, while lockdown couples explained whether moving in together after only weeks had ended in love or disaster. [...]
Scott and Chris embraced “working from garden”, used Eurovision songs as football goal stings and asked Lynette whether football was finally coming home. [...]
Lynette rejected names including OAP-E and OnlyGrans for her proposed exercise podcast before returning to the serious business of swiping through Zofia's Tinder. [...]
Radio 1 management's warning over extra-long Rasputin only made listeners demand more, while Lynette feared a sailor would leave Zofia with “a girl in every port”. [...]
Lynette received an actual response from the BBC Director-General after lobbying for Chris to appear on Celebrity MasterChef, while Chris admitted he had never smuggled a budgie. [...]
Scott imagined Joel Corry and Blossoms disappearing beneath months of uncut hair, while Lynette's Zoom voice somehow reminded the team of both the Queen and Skepta. [...]
Aaron's cryptocurrency and expensive-watch profile failed to impress Lynette, while Chris tried to work out whether Innuendo Bingo could return without anybody actually spitting at each other. [...]
Lynette accidentally turned seven Scrabble letters into a radio puzzle, while listeners supplied more evidence that Tom Grennan was one of the nicest people in music. [...]
Lynette remained unimpressed by another batch of dating profiles, while Scott and Chris discovered it can be surprisingly hard to tell a rapper's stage name from an accountant's surname. [...]
Scott's new garden dog toilet promised to dissolve poo, which naturally led him to wonder whether he should personally test it before Teddy used it. [...]