16 June 2021: WFG became the new WFH as Granny Tinder judged the Euros

Football had become part of the show even when it was not the commentary

The Euros were now unavoidable.

Scott and Chris openly admitted that some listeners were switching to 5 Live whenever a match kicked off.

They decided to provide a deliberately superficial alternative.

If Russia scored, the show would play the Russian grannies from Eurovision.

If Finland scored, they had a Finnish Eurovision song ready.

The score updates might not arrive instantly because Scott could get distracted.

For actual analysis, listeners were advised to go to 5 Live.

For national goals accompanied by deeply unsuitable music, stay on Radio 1.

Lynette was asked the biggest football question

Granny Tinder returned and immediately found herself discussing the Euros.

Which home nation would she support?

England first.

Then Scotland.

Then Wales.

Was it coming home?

Lynette refused to make a confident prediction because she did not know enough about football.

Scott respected the honesty.

He and Chris had spent much of the tournament loudly discussing a sport Scott repeatedly admitted he barely understood.

Granny Tinder in a nightclub was not happening

With nightclub reopening dates being discussed, Scott suggested another possible extension of the Granny Tinder brand.

Could Granny T DJ in clubs?

Lynette rejected the idea.

Her daughter had apparently tried nightclubs when she was younger and described them as cattle markets.

The phrase amused Scott and Chris because it arrived only days after the actual cattle-matching discussion with Robin.

Lynette’s family had already decided clubbing was not for them.

A Granny Tinder PA tour therefore looked unlikely.

WFH became WFG

Good weather created another piece of pandemic vocabulary.

Working From Garden.

WFG.

Listeners had moved laptops, meetings and emails outside.

Scott and Chris thought this deserved its own Bangers soundtrack.

The show heard from people who had unexpectedly moved in with partners or family during lockdown and discovered the arrangement actually worked.

What began as crisis logistics had, for some couples, become a permanent step forward.

Bamboleo remained the midweek reset

Wednesday still meant the Gipsy Kings.

Whatever happened with football, restrictions or the latest acronym, Bamboleo remained the reliable few minutes where nobody had to understand anything except that it was Wednesday.