Next Radio 1 boss

[Jono]

I'd love it if One Night With Laura went to America. We'd have to get the Hoff on, and probably someone like Paula Abdul. Then again it'd never be allow in today's BBC society, not if Laura's going to sleep with the loser before the winner is announced!

Well that bloke sounds lovely. And he's from the land of the virgins.

[Jono]

No idea what Coxy said in that trail, something about a stick and then at the end something that sounded a lot like 'give it a w*nk'. Worrying.

Eugh Natasha Bedingfield is Nihal's first guest. And oh dear, The Retro is still part of the chart show.

[Jono]

I can see tomorrow's Star already. "Gordon Brown... what's that all about... My favourite TV show? Heroes... well it's not, but I tend to put it anyway..."

Seems a petition is going around to knight Brucie. Rightly so! http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/brucie/

[Jono]

It's fine, Mel C will be on soon. She's slept in plenty of celebrities beds I imagine, and contracted headlice off many. She'll be able to tell you who has headlice.

Does she only come in on a yearly contract? It's been literally a year since she last came in for the end of Laura's Diary.

[Jono]

Chappers and Scott just lifted today's Birthday Corner off the page.

If people cared enough they'd drop them off at Radio 1 HQ.

[Jono]

I can only assume her bum is out in the video to make up for the dismal song.

[popbitcher]

any sign of that wedding ring?

[Jono]

I don't know, but if Laura picked it from Argos I can see James' dilemma. They only ever seem to have one of each item in our store. So they were probably all sold out.

[Jono]

That's the quietest school bus I've ever heard.

[popbitcher]

they are using poetry to buy back the radio 4 audience now!!

[Jono]

It was just inaudible when he shouted Must be the young noise or something being so high pitched

[popbitcher]

the bread guy will be on next if they are bringing back obscure associates of the show.

[Jono]

Haha, sorry I'm being nosey and looking through my friends university pictures. I feel like commenting on one of the girls in my friends picture, she looks like a man. But with all this facebook stuff I imagine the he/she will read it!

[Jono]

Louis gets around. He was on BBC Radio Kent when I was listening yesterday. Wonder how that compares. Oh god, someone who slags off the Spice Girls.

Quite liked that link, Louis Walsh talking to himself as Scott and Chappers discuss him amongst themselves, haha.

Scott has some amazin' scarves this week.

[popbitcher]

chappers had mentions from top celebrities and lloyd what more does he want. he sounds sad :cry:

[Jono]

chappers had mentions from top celebrities and lloyd what more does he want. he sounds sad :cry:

Probably Holly Valance and a cake.

Why doesn't Scott do a political message in tomorrow's Daily Star. A big double page saying "SAVE THE TREES" and that's all?

[DC]

i took a listen to some old mills shows from around november 2005 yesterday. pussycat dolls & craig david galore! is kelly jones able to grow facial hair these days?

[Jono]

God, Craig David is back though DC. Coxy played his new song the other night. It's just a remix of that David Bowie song that Hi-Tack did about three months ago.

[DC]

ah right, i think the songs were stickwitu and that one where craig goes on about losing his bird and it's raining (i forget the name).

he sounded a bit strange on the phone just, i think he may of been doing more than just drinking last night. id keep away!

[Jono]

Yeeahh, he could have been eating or even listening to Radio 3!

I think I'm going to drop off to sleep shortly, dead tired. I'm trying to pursue in meeting some dead cute girl at the UEA. Hopefully she'll see Athlete with me next week.

[DC]

awww, a girl!

mel c just had to mention the spice girls. scott: "erm i dont want news from 1998 mel".

[Jono]

Isn't that the point of her being there? To plug the SGs and her solo work?

Chappers seems very unimpressed, haha.

[DC]

ah scotts been trecking back 2 years as well with meck! yay! im 17 and it's a dark winter again!!

[Jono]

Thank god Louis is coming in. She's not as funny the second time round.

[DC]

my mate would be cringing at this, mel c's laugh is like his ex girlfriends.

well it's better than leona lewis' new song. talking of that, they had to play that on galaxy for the first time the other night, i recall dave kelly cutting it short. they just couldn't figure out how it made it to their playlist.