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[natalie deakin]

<b>More Innuendo Bingo</b>

Jo Whiley played something earlier that involved Chappers, Scott and some animals. Scott says Jo has gone too far and Chappers thinks she pushes over the line. Dom off of The Chris Moyles Show said ‘have I got time for a quickie?’ Edith appeared twice saying ‘now it’s not much fun playing on your own is it?’ and ‘I’m a bit sore today’.

<b>In Trouble with the Ladies</b>

Chappers is in trouble with the ladies again. Last week Chappers was sorting out his sports news in the live lounge. George and Debbie (the head of news) were talking about fashion and Debbie was wearing a dress. On Sunday or Monday night Chappers was watching Coronation Street and Gail Platt was wearing the same dress as Debbie. Yesterday Chappers mentioned to Debbie that Gail Platt was wearing the same dress as her and now Debbie is furious with him.

There were lots of texts coming in saying something about Scott and balls. Scott is presenting The National Lottery tonight. He tried to change the script but they wouldn’t allow it. People wanted Scott to give out the lottery numbers for tonight even though it’s live. Chappers wanted to give out tickets for an audience but Scott didn’t want one.

<b>Answer Phone Messages</b>

Some people have answer phone messages so it sounds like your having a conversation and then you hear leave your message after the beep. Laura’s sister Mary has it on her phone. There is a driving one when you hear the car crash at the end of before you leave a message. Scott would like to know if the people that have those messages are the same ones that wear novelty ties.

<b>Another Advert</b>

Scott found something on Youtube and it’s quite disturbing. It’s the scariest advert ever, which has been on air in America. The advert is a man advertising his rent-a-gun shop. The man’s voice scares Chappers.

Scott wanted people to image being in Church, school assembly or round your Gran’s house and your phone rings and you hear Chappers kissing an animal. Now it’s on the mobile WAP site.

They received a letter today but it was hand delivered. The letter said ‘To the Scott Miles Show Crew, grow up.’ Scott thinks the letter is from the boss. A voice spoke which could be Emlyn said ‘it’s from the new exec.’

One of Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan’s friends has put all of their contact details on her myspace page. Scott wanted to leave Paris a message but her mail box on her phone was full. He paged Paris instead and gave her the studio number.

<b>The Man that cut Scott’s Mum Up</b>

The man refused to apologise yesterday. Until the man apologises Scott is going to have a bit of fun. Scott rang him again and played Blue – Sorry Seems to Be the Hardest Word, Madonna – Sorry and McFly – Sorry Isn’t Good Enough. The man hung up every time and swore on the phone.

A man e-mailed Scott about a girl he went out with a couple of days ago on a date. The girl calls her dad daddy and she’s posh. She also has loads of cats and refers to them as their mummy and talks to them.

Craig off of Somerset rang into say his current girlfriend of five years has made a Myspace page for their cats and there is an online community of cats. Chappers was speechless. Libby off of ‘You Call’ rang up about her boyfriend Craig off of Somerset ringing up Scott. She says Craig is jealous because her Myspace page for their cats has more friends then him.

George off of Newsbeat says her cat speaks French to her.

Laura calls her boyfriend James: pops.

<b>A Brazilian</b>

This started with Scott’s record of the week by CSS. Scott told Chappers there all Brazilian women and he wanted to know if Brazilian women have a Brazilian. Chappers said yes because that’s where it came from. He said they have one because they wear bikini thong things. Someone called Scott and Chappers pratts because the reason they’re called Brazilians is because there shaped like Brazil. Chappers did some research and found out Chile is the only place that looks like a Brazilian. He also said they could call it Chile because there would be less to keep you warm.